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03 Feb 2011, 7:29 pm

I conspire with Wallourdes to put cement powder in the Chocomel

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03 Feb 2011, 7:30 pm

Puts incriminating evidence on CosmicRuss at a crime scene which alerts the AIVD to issue an international arrest warrant for Chocomel fraud.

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03 Feb 2011, 7:43 pm

I obtain a medical alert necklace clearly stating I have an allergy to Chocomel.

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03 Feb 2011, 7:46 pm

Replaces medical alert necklace with a Hello Kitty necklace.

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03 Feb 2011, 7:59 pm

Waits for Wallourdes to go to the toilet then stands outside singing that "Were in the twilight zoooOOooone" song in an annoying falsetto

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03 Feb 2011, 8:05 pm

Informs Golden Earring of nostromo's "commercial" performance and makes them sue him.

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03 Feb 2011, 8:09 pm

In return for amnity, tells Golden Earring about Wallourdes massive collection of pirated movies that he plays in an illegal backyard movie theatre.

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03 Feb 2011, 8:16 pm

As one Dutch to another, I make a deal with the guys from Golden Earring and split the income 50/50. Instead of New Zealand Law they sue you anyway but then under Dutch Law, Interpol has issued a search warrant for this hainous act of violating not only Dutch but also mondial culture.

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03 Feb 2011, 8:26 pm

They search my house and find all sorts of evidence that I have planted implicating Wallourdes in crimes against fashion and taste. An extra-judicial task-force of gay wardrobe consultants are dispatched and they redo Wallourdes wardrobe. Unfortunately one of them is an Aspie wardrobe consultant and his special interest is clothing from the European renaisccence and finishes things off by putting touches of lace on all your new clothes.
Then they burn all your old clothes.

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03 Feb 2011, 9:20 pm

Let's Judge Dredd exercise 'justice' on your tampering with evidence and disobeying the law.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEpEjFQoD14[/youtube]

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04 Feb 2011, 2:20 am

I morph into Judge Deaaathhhh.

Then I visit your place and leave chocolate hail in your sheets, when you get in not only is it annoyingly uncomfortable but also the chocolate melts on the sheets and you.

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04 Feb 2011, 7:18 am

Convince Westboro Baptist to protest nostromo's birthday party.

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04 Feb 2011, 11:47 am

Hides Xuxa's religious books.

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04 Feb 2011, 11:49 am

*Gives chewing gum

That was joke chewing gum! Now you're addicted to heroin!

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04 Feb 2011, 11:51 am

Send Duke Nukem on ryan93 for ruining my ability to "Kick ass and chew bubblegum".

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04 Feb 2011, 12:01 pm

Sends Serious Sam, Duke Nukem's arch enemy, to sprout catchphrases back!

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