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kt-64
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31 May 2007, 9:02 pm

*I use a teleporter weapon on yvans fleet, causing death and destruction!*



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31 May 2007, 9:14 pm

*Sends militia to attack the next poster with axes and shotguns*


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01 Jun 2007, 6:23 am

kt-64 wrote:
*I use a teleporter weapon on yvans fleet, causing death and destruction!*


Luckily you only took out maybe 1 or 2 ships. The majority have landed and at this moment are tearing apart your forces...and Anubis's forces too.


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01 Jun 2007, 6:25 am

*I then unleash headcrabs on your army, millions upon billions of them, Yvan and many of your army zombify, but not all. All the other headcrabs die*



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02 Jun 2007, 3:50 pm

*launches a nuke at Atomik-Psycho*


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04 Jun 2007, 7:18 pm

*** launches Dick Cheney's stale farts at Anubis ***


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05 Jun 2007, 3:36 pm

I assassinate the next person.


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05 Jun 2007, 8:57 pm

Flow fails and I turn her into my trophy. I mount her head onto my wall.



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05 Jun 2007, 9:24 pm

*Smells the fresh sea air*

*sends a destroyer interceptor to hunt down the next poster's ship*


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06 Jun 2007, 7:02 am

*laughs and blows up his interceptor since, I have large battleship.*



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06 Jun 2007, 9:07 am

*shoots battleship with a huge melta gun, the ship is reduced to a pile of slag*


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06 Jun 2007, 11:37 am

*launches a carrier based Fighter Strike Group to destroy Yvan's Coastal defences*

*sends a Company of Air Force Rangers for a quick VTOL aircraft insertion*

The Rangers have twin barrel heavy machine guns and SAM batteries for defence against whatever counter-offensive may be launched. There are also at least 30 lightly armoured fast attack vehicles armed with AT missiles and more dual barrel MGs for taking on armoured targets.

Snipers are also on hand. The TBMGs and SAM launchers are controlled remotely, and there is no hope of taking out the Rangers controlling them.

Whatever else is around will be exterminated by several Helicopter gunships and Fighter groups overhead.


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06 Jun 2007, 12:28 pm

Uses rods from God to eliminate Yvan and anubis!



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06 Jun 2007, 12:32 pm

kt-64 wrote:
Uses rods from God to eliminate Yvan and anubis!



Grr!!

My rangers...

*sends fighters to destroy Yvan's satellite weapons platforms and launches a scathing attack with my own orbital weapons*


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29 Aug 2007, 8:41 pm

You have fallen into the trap of fire. Anubis's army will be scorched with the power of 1 million flamethrowers.



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29 Aug 2007, 8:43 pm

Too bad that I teleport out of the way and order an antimatter strike on your last known location.


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