Corrupt A Wish

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28 Sep 2007, 4:59 pm

Granted. However, your space portals allow a race of aliens to invade the Earth. They swiftly conquer us, and through telepathic control, they force us to constantly dance the macarena.

I wish that I really could go to Callahan's Place.

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28 Sep 2007, 5:01 pm

Granted, you are now there but may never leave.

I wish I weren't a parakeet.

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28 Sep 2007, 5:05 pm

Granted. However, now you are a full-fledged "keet".

I wish that time didn't take so long.

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28 Sep 2007, 5:08 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. However, now you are a full-fledged "keet".

I wish that time didn't take so long.

Granted, now time travels faster than the velocity of light.

I wish I could do basic research.

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28 Sep 2007, 5:12 pm

Granted. However, all your research discounts your hypothesese.

I wish that money came easier.

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28 Sep 2007, 5:47 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. However, all your research discounts your hypothesese.

I wish that money came easier.

Cool, the hypothesis was evolution.

Granted, but you still have to deal with the SSA bureaucracy to get your money.

I wish all politicians would move to Venus.

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28 Sep 2007, 7:58 pm

Granted, but being politicians, they take the air, water, biosphere, with them leaving the people of Earth to die.

I wish I was God. (Ooooooh, this one gonna hurt!)

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28 Sep 2007, 8:09 pm

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Granted, but being politicians, they take the air, water, biosphere, with them leaving the people of Earth to die.

I wish I was God. (Ooooooh, this one gonna hurt!)

Granted but no one believes you exist, everyone makes flippant remarks using your name, and altogether you are the most hated.

I wish that I wasn't so mean to people.

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28 Sep 2007, 11:29 pm

Granted, but now everyone is mean to you.

I wish I had a nanny!

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29 Sep 2007, 3:27 am

granted but it is Mary Popins and she won't stop singing.

I wish I could speak swiss german

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29 Sep 2007, 9:16 pm

alexbeetle wrote:

granted but it is Mary Popins and she won't stop singing.

I wish I could speak swiss german

Granted. No corruption. (A better corruption to the nanny would be Fran Dresher wouldn't stop talking)

I wish for a 500,000 terabyte HD. So I can download and control almost the entire internet. MWAH HAHAHAHAHA

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30 Sep 2007, 9:14 am

Granted. However, due to the unique technology used, the resulting power bill leaves you financially crippled. Your credit score descends into the negative numbers, and the result is you end up begging for nickles on the sidewalk.

I wish that I could find me a talking frog.

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30 Sep 2007, 11:22 am

granted, but he talks with Fran Dresher's voice--all the time

I wish I get all my NFL picks right today.

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30 Sep 2007, 1:23 pm

Granted, but never again.

I wish reverse time travel were possible.

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30 Sep 2007, 6:10 pm

Granted, but someone will come back from future and kill you because you were gonna be president.

I wish I had a 1TB Hard Drive

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30 Sep 2007, 8:04 pm

Granted. ::ERROR:: DRIVE CORRUPTED!

I wish for a world without suffering.

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