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SpongeBobRocksMao
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19 May 2009, 3:48 pm

I ate them, I was hungry.

Where is my food?


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19 May 2009, 6:43 pm

Ants carried it away. It is now three miles from your current location. Did I mention that they took all the caffeinated products from your house? They are traveling at 90 miles per hour, so hurry!

Where did my ant farm go, anyway?


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19 May 2009, 10:26 pm

Kiera wrote:
syzygyish wrote:
Where is my piece de resistance?


I'm right here!
wow, i've been called an art canvas, but never a "piece de resistance"...!
i'm flattered...and blushing a bit.
how YOU doin? :wink:


:lol: I didn't see that till right just then! :lol:
You're welcome!

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at least, that's what all the girls say! :wink:


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Where did my ant farm go, anyway?


They were ambushed by a pride of Ant-Lions and have scattered into the Veldt.
You will need a really tiny lassoo to get them back.


Where is my prevarication?



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20 May 2009, 3:22 am

It seems to have eluded you.

Where is my big spanner?


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20 May 2009, 4:06 pm

I gave it to a homeless man.

Where is my fedora?


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20 May 2009, 4:18 pm

Microsoft have taken it hostage and demand $1 million from you before you can have it back.

Where is my glass of beer?


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21 May 2009, 3:11 pm

I saw my neighbour drinking it.


Where is my dinner?



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21 May 2009, 3:51 pm

I don't know, let me just eat the dinner I saw left on a table.... oops.

Where is my bed?


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21 May 2009, 6:00 pm

It's in the "In the bed there was..." Thread. :wink:

where is that thingy that was hidden under my pillow?



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21 May 2009, 11:12 pm

The Door Closer Fairy took it.

Where is my headset?



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22 May 2009, 3:53 am

It's right on your head, just check! :wink:


Where is the Door Closer Fairy?



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22 May 2009, 8:58 am

the door closer fiary lives in a door closer factory,,,,,,, who knows, dorma, GEZE or LCN......


weres the rain??


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22 May 2009, 9:05 am

Yesterday it was here all day long... I wonder if it comes back today.....


Where is my set of allen wrenches?



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22 May 2009, 5:53 pm

They are currently attached to a Swiss Army wrench.


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23 May 2009, 2:58 pm

Where is my Swiss Army wrench?



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23 May 2009, 3:24 pm

It got conscripted!

Where are my plumbing bits?


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