Corrupt A Wish

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LostInEmulation
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28 Jan 2009, 12:35 pm

Granted, you are in a time loop.

I wish intellectual property laws would not be so strict...

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28 Jan 2009, 1:24 pm

Granted. There are no laws and everyone builds on your property.
I wish I had soem apaer and crayons.

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28 Jan 2009, 1:49 pm

Granted, but all the kids in the neighbourhood have already drawn on every page and the crayons are nearly worn out.

I wish there was a good movie on the television tonight.

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28 Jan 2009, 3:38 pm

Granted, the people in Malaysia will be very happy to see it.

I wish that I could see well without the need of glasses.

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28 Jan 2009, 3:45 pm

Granted, but a minute after u go blind. sowie.

I wish I was a muffin

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28 Jan 2009, 3:49 pm

Granted you are eaten.
I wish I had some pizza.

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28 Jan 2009, 5:43 pm

Here's last nights leftovers I saved you the hard crust.

I wish I could fly.

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28 Jan 2009, 5:50 pm

Granted, but BAM, you are hit by a fleet of Al-Qaeda planes.

I wish for world peace (see what you can do with this one, huh?!).

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28 Jan 2009, 6:01 pm

Granted, everyone is dead, and the world is a very peaceful place.

I wish for my wish not to be granted.

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28 Jan 2009, 6:04 pm

Not granted, but now YOU JUST LOST A CHANCE TO WIN BIG ON TEH LOTTERY!!

I wish for a thousand more wishes.

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28 Jan 2009, 8:48 pm

Granted, but none of the wishes come true

I wish everybody in the world would simultaneously do the macarena.

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28 Jan 2009, 10:16 pm

Granted, but the aliens get pissed off and kill us all because they think it's a stupid dance.

I wish everyone could read and enjoy reading.

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28 Jan 2009, 10:51 pm

Granted everyone reads and quotes a book writen in french.
I wish I was a expert at math.

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29 Jan 2009, 12:05 am

Granted. -50 of one hundred to every other skill, combine the removed points into one, and done. You are a math expert.

I wish I could become a Ditto.

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29 Jan 2009, 12:19 am

Granted, but you don't have its imitation technique, so you will always just be a pink blob.

I wish this snow would continue for another month or so.

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29 Jan 2009, 1:31 am

WurdBendur wrote:

Granted, but you don't have its imitation technique, so you will always just be a pink blob.

I wish this snow would continue for another month or so.

Granted, but all of the snowfall is localized to the immediate
area of your residence. The massive pile of snow buries you, trapping you in your home. By the time rescue workers dig you out, you have already died from a lack of oxygen.

I wish that my apartment was self-cleaning.

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