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LostInEmulation
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29 Jan 2009, 3:34 am

Granted, but it is controlled by an AI ... and you know what happens to them in films? No? They turn evil!

I wish that my computer worked again!

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29 Jan 2009, 8:50 am

Granted, but all it does is constantly send porn to your parents and grandparents.

I wish the above poster's computer did not constantly sent porn to his parents and grandparents.

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29 Jan 2009, 8:53 am

Granted, it send it to you instead, and I mean the really messed up stuff!

I wish I lived in New York.

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29 Jan 2009, 11:02 am

Granted. But, your visa is invalid, and you have to live at the airport, like Tom Hanks' character in The Terminal.

I wish I could sleep instead of work.

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29 Jan 2009, 11:04 am

Granted, you sleep for eternity having bad dreams.

I wish my brother would STFU.

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29 Jan 2009, 3:20 pm

Granted, he silently grabs a blunt object and beats you up.

I wish that I would not have to write that software engineering exam without me missing it out affecting my final grade.

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29 Jan 2009, 3:25 pm

Granted, missing the exam does not affect your final grade. Unfortunately you were due to score much higher in the software than you realised, and much lower in your other work. So you fail. If you'd done the software you would have passed.

I wish I could get back into the mood to write some more software tomorrow.

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29 Jan 2009, 7:37 pm

Granted, but the software comes alive and eats you

I wish that I could make a wish.

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29 Jan 2009, 7:42 pm

Granted, but you made it in this thread so it doesn't work out too well for you.

I wish it would be night-time for 80% of the time.

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29 Jan 2009, 7:44 pm

Granted, now everyones too busy sleeping, and thus the world falls to ruins..."shame" (joking :wink: )

I wish everything I loved blew up. try to corrupt that! mwahaha! :twisted:

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29 Jan 2009, 8:43 pm

Granted only they get angrey and blow up on you.
I wish I was a yellow belt.

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29 Jan 2009, 11:08 pm

Granted! *Waves hand.* POOF! You are now Literally yellow belt.

I wish I was a Glaceon.

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30 Jan 2009, 3:58 pm

Granted, but I don't know what they're actually supposed to look like, so you become a deformed Picasso Glaceon. Then Salvador Dali comes along and you start to melt.

I wish I could paint like those guys.

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30 Jan 2009, 4:31 pm

Granted, you are now a brilliant painter. However your works are considered offensive and pornographic, and thus are never publicly shown.

I wish most video games were longer.

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30 Jan 2009, 4:42 pm

Granted, the game media is now 3 inches longer and no longer fit your computer / game console.

I wish I had a million pounds in the bank

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30 Jan 2009, 4:50 pm

Granted, you had one million pounds in an Icelandic bank...not anymore you don't.

I wish it were summer.

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