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19 Jan 2008, 5:12 pm

Is the former prime minister of Absurdistan...

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19 Jan 2008, 7:13 pm

Wears a t-shirt that says:
"Have you seen my legal guardian?
She's wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm with stupid."

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19 Jan 2008, 10:04 pm

owns just two t-shirts. Both contain heat activated voice synthesis chips. One says "This t-shirt doesn't suit you - wear the other one". The second says the same. They activate withinn a minute of being donned. He has not managed to get dressed, and out the door, since 2006, which was when he acquired said t-shirts in exchange for his complete upper body wardrobe at that time.

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19 Jan 2008, 11:08 pm

Has been known to entire armies with nothing but kitchen utensils.

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20 Jan 2008, 1:39 am

has been singing that well known Christmas carol:

Quote:

Good King Wenceslas out
On the feast of Stephen
When the snow round about
Deep and crisp and even
Brightly the moon that night
Though the frost cruel
When a poor man in sight
winter fuel

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20 Jan 2008, 1:48 am

Clubs baby seals over the head with unfrozen salmon.

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20 Jan 2008, 2:03 am

(Psst, Lau: I think QC meant "has been known to attire" and not "has been known to entire.") :wink:

Hmmm....

Since witnessing the baby-seal incident, QC has not been able to eat salmon oshizushi without flinching.

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20 Jan 2008, 2:09 am

SleepyDragon wrote:

(Psst, Lau: I think QC meant "has been known to attire" and not "has been known to entire.") :wink:

Hmmm....

Since witnessing the baby-seal incident, QC has not been able to eat salmon oshizushi without flinching.

The word "thwart" somehow disapeared. :oops:

Never could eat sushi. :hic:

Ate an entire spool of thread. However, decided that swallowing a needle would be too much.

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20 Jan 2008, 2:31 am

Regurgitates glossaries to feed his growing nestful of kindergarten books.

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20 Jan 2008, 2:41 am

Is nothing but a figment of Kubrick's imagination on the Holywood movie set where they faked the moon landing.

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20 Jan 2008, 2:45 am

May or may not exist, until direct observation collapses the quantum function.

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20 Jan 2008, 2:48 am

Just realized that BG is nothing but a TV show.

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20 Jan 2008, 3:05 am

draws energy directly from food, without ingesting it.

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20 Jan 2008, 3:33 am

Has 3 nostrils.

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20 Jan 2008, 3:52 am

Intellectually understands the concept of sex,
but refuses to contemplate the consequences.
Icky :eew:

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20 Jan 2008, 5:45 am

has an ice cream dream on the moon

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