Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. It learns how to phase though the doors.

I wish I could sprout dragonfly wings and fly.

Granted, but due to a bad translation into pixie, you end up with a dinner of "sprouts" and "flys" with a side portion of "dragon" breath.

I wish for a nice French baguette.

Granted its hard and stale.
I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you can only teleport straight up. Have fun on the way down.

I wish for ultimate knowledge of everything.

Granted but as you know everything, you know too much so you can not make sense of what you know now. It is now just a set of random unconnected facts.

I wish that my dog could speak english

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but you lose all your knowledge of the language.

I wish for a cup of warm, caffeinated coffee

Granted. Your coffee contains 5 grams of caffeine, several times the lethal dose.

I wish for ten litres of heavy water (D2O).

Granted, I forget the ratio to normal water (1000:1 ?) you drink a small swimming pool and there you have it! Oh sorry about the incontinent little kid that was in the pool before you drank it.

I wish I had more hair.

I wasn't planning on drinking it!

As for your wish, here you go:



I wish for a packet of Tim-Tams that never runs out.

Granted, you have a packet of "Tim Tams" (whatever they are) that never runs out. Instead they walk away and hide.

I wish I had a cup of tea.

Granted. Did you know that they make tea out of algae? No, now you do. LostInEmulation is about the only person who likes it.


I wish finished my microprocessorsystems project.

Fine your microprocessorsystems project is finished, but the microprocessors are finished at the same moment as the project ends so they are of no use to man nor beast.

Back to my existing wish, I wish that both me and my dog could speak and understand english

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted however your dog can only speak certin words and it makes no sense.
I wish I was creative.

wish granted but people get jealous of your creative talents and they form an angry mob and chase you

I wish I could breath underwater

granted, but now you can't breath in air and there's no water for miles around.

i wish the dvd i was waiting on was here.

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most people think i'm a bit strange, even abnormal. normal is the majority, the average, what is most frequent. if you lived around here, you'll see the positive of not being normal

Granted it is scratched and in a diff language
I wish I had soem juice.