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22 Jan 2008, 6:16 am

Been sent nude photos by the Queen.


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22 Jan 2008, 6:18 am

Had sent a radio transmission to Prince Charles telling him to send nude photos from the queen.


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22 Jan 2008, 6:34 am

Is going to send a radio-transmission to the Queen asking for nude photos of Prince Charles


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22 Jan 2008, 9:34 am

skinny dipped on mars



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22 Jan 2008, 10:02 am

Wishes to become a dragon rider and destroy all of humanity as we know it!


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22 Jan 2008, 12:06 pm

brought his water-wings to the annual volcano manufacturers dinner.


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22 Jan 2008, 3:01 pm

likes his lave with a hint of burned monkeys



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22 Jan 2008, 3:02 pm

dragonboy wrote:
likes his lave with a hint of burned monkeys

lave=lava, typo



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22 Jan 2008, 3:44 pm

After picking his scabs, he feeds them to his Venus fly-trap....


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22 Jan 2008, 3:46 pm

is allergic to being stabed through the heart by a wooden stake, bounded by garlic and covered in holy water



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22 Jan 2008, 3:55 pm

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is allergic to being stabed through the heart by a wooden stake, bounded by garlic and covered in holy water

Aren't we all.....

Because his hands are blue and his head is green, he went to sea in a sieve, in a sieve he went to sea.....


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22 Jan 2008, 3:57 pm

richie wrote:
dragonboy wrote:
is allergic to being stabed through the heart by a wooden stake, bounded by garlic and covered in holy water

Aren't we all.....

Because his hands are blue and his head is green, he went to sea in a sieve, in a sieve he went to sea.....


i think vampires might be immune :D lol



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22 Jan 2008, 7:24 pm

Knits a sweater with lint found in his bellybutton.


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22 Jan 2008, 7:31 pm

always counts his chickens before they've hatched.


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22 Jan 2008, 10:48 pm

Spent two years learning how to peel grapes.


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23 Jan 2008, 4:34 am

spent the five years (which included a gap year in the Antarctic, working on a related project with a research team there) it took to get his masters in shaving gooseberries.


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