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sillyputty
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05 Feb 2009, 3:21 pm

Granted. You are now cherry flavored Jell-O.

I wish I wasn't sick.


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06 Feb 2009, 3:26 am

Granted you're completely cured, however now your wellness means you have to babysit ten toddlers all with chicken pox, or measles.... (depends which one you're immune to)

I wish I could get that BMX bike I want so badly...



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06 Feb 2009, 4:53 am

Granted, but you really should not have stolen it, ten police squad cars are chasing you and the cops look mean.

I wish for a simple cup of fresh ground coffee - you can't corrupt such a little request can you?


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06 Feb 2009, 5:43 am

What can I say: I put sugar into it - like my grandma likes, ie lots!


I wish that paper would not be so horrible to touch


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06 Feb 2009, 11:10 am

Granted, it feels like silk, smells like rotting mushrooms, and is an eyesore to look at...and only for any paper you buy.

I wish I could make working furniture out of bubbles.


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06 Feb 2009, 1:24 pm

Granted, all your furniture is made of bubbles, but your friends decide to play a game of darts in your house while you're gone. And they're REALLY REALLY BAD.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate.



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06 Feb 2009, 1:27 pm

Granted, here is a single piece of chocolate and I've got some bad news for you.

I wish I had a pint of Old Peculiar ale, as served in traditional ale English pubs.


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06 Feb 2009, 6:59 pm

Granted, it's poisoned though. Can I have your computer (mine has 2 viruses)? :P

I wish I could just be happy.


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06 Feb 2009, 8:14 pm

I wish to voice recognition software never made errors.

(Mine makes some errors, but it does not make them very often at all.)


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06 Feb 2009, 9:36 pm

granted, but in correcting all the errors, the software takes up all the memory on the computer.

i wish people weren't ignorant


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06 Feb 2009, 9:39 pm

Granted, but in a world of no ignorance, you find boredom, and reverse the wish.

I wish the hosting company was complete with moving my data to the other server


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07 Feb 2009, 4:07 am

Granted, they finish early because most of your data is lost.

I wish for super powers.


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07 Feb 2009, 4:45 am

Granted, but you find you are living in a comic strip not the real world any more. You spend the rest of your life defending yourself against evil super villains.

I wish I felt motivated to work.


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07 Feb 2009, 7:03 am

granted, but now you feel no motivation in any other area and to make matters worse there are no jobs hiring at the moment.

i wish i could go to this party i've been invited to.


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07 Feb 2009, 7:17 am

Granted, you can now go to the political party. They get you door knocking on their behalf.

I wish it was Christmas tomorrow.


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07 Feb 2009, 7:23 am

granted, because christmas has come almost eleven months early no one's ready for it and then treats it like a normal day.

i wish i didn't give up smoing.


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