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ThunderShade
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16 Mar 2008, 3:59 pm

1 + 1 is never 10

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17 Mar 2008, 4:05 am

I'm a talented conversationalist.

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17 Mar 2008, 5:12 am

I have never over-analysed in my life!
And never will!
Way back down past the long dark stretchs of history, pre-history, the appearance of life on Earth, the birth of the Solar System, the conjugation of colliding gases that formed the Milky Way Galaxy, back to the Big Bang
and deep into the inextricable recesses of the infinite magnanimosity of the eternal mystery that is commonly referred to as time,
I will refuse to over-analyse!

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17 Mar 2008, 3:17 pm

I like Windows Vista!

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Penguins cannot fly because what cannot fly cannot crash!

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17 Mar 2008, 8:59 pm

I love the PDF computer system!

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17 Mar 2008, 9:06 pm

I can have any woman I want.

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syzygyish
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17 Mar 2008, 9:10 pm

In my harem there is a olympic gymnast, a supermodel and an internationally renouned chef!

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17 Mar 2008, 9:13 pm

I like creeps, especially those who like to spy on others taking a shower. Creep.

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18 Mar 2008, 12:01 am

I invented the telephone.

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18 Mar 2008, 12:32 am

I'm going to school tomorrow because I want to go on that field trip.

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18 Mar 2008, 12:44 am

I can surf, have that bronzed-God tan, a rippled torso, sleek powerful muscles,
penetrating blue eyes, sun-burnt-blond hair, an easy familarity with the 'chicks'
tons of mates, a seven figure bank balance
and love to dance into the small hours every night
with hundreds of other perfect people
just like me!

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18 Mar 2008, 12:51 am

I can keep people interested in what I have to say.

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AndersTheAspie
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18 Mar 2008, 3:49 am

SilverProteus wrote:

I like creeps, especially those who like to spy on others taking a shower. Creep.

I not only like creeps, I AM a creep!

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Once I knew everything, then I got smarter, now the only thing I know is that I know nothing.
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18 Mar 2008, 6:05 am

I love being female, especially since I fit every stereotype society has about women.

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Penguins cannot fly because what cannot fly cannot crash!

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18 Mar 2008, 7:26 am

I'm very angry that this heatwave is coming to an end.

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20 Mar 2008, 12:16 pm

I'm probably the most stable minded person you're ever likely to come across.

Also - I'm going to blow up the whole damn planet!

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