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28 Aug 2024, 3:43 pm

Surely everyone hates toves?
Bloody things gyring and gimbling all over the place.



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01 Sep 2024, 4:09 pm

"Tickle, tickle" said the spider as she hid on the woman's back.


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09 Sep 2024, 4:17 pm

"Cough cough" went the cough drop.


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18 Sep 2024, 6:22 pm

Hello me. How am I?
I am fine thank me!


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29 Sep 2024, 6:48 pm

"When I grow up I want to be a shoe like you" said the sock.


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19 Nov 2024, 8:44 pm

"Quit staring!" exclaimed the man as he looked at a picture of himself.


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24 Nov 2024, 8:38 pm

HAND GRENADE exclaimed the man as he dived on a bar of soap!


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07 Dec 2024, 12:58 pm

"BANG" shouted the hammer as it quietly watched TV.


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17 Dec 2024, 1:23 pm

Fridge went the man.


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17 Dec 2024, 2:32 pm

So cold the water in my mouth froze...


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14 Jan 2025, 9:59 pm

"Left, right, left, right" said the soldier as he went shopping in the supermarket.


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