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OK you do not die in the bath of cement, but instead your feet are stuck in the cement and you can not move away from the bath.

I wish that I could control the weather by just thinking about about it for 5 minutes per day.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! Unfortunately, you can't concentrate on anything for more than three minutes a day.

I wish everybody in the world were an atheist.

Granted, but God is also now an atheist and goes to hell (therefor he is no longer God). Plus all the hard-core religious people who've just realized that they've wasted their lives get pretty pissed off and start a massive un-holy war that destroys the world.

I wish Strapples could just get his aprons so he could stop ruining this thread.

Granted. Now he starts posting wishes about all of us wearing his aprons.

I wish I could make up my mind to start reading my Anthropology course right now.

Granted! But you fail the tests anyways

I wish I could have my own bank corporation

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted - it's UBS, and everybody hates you.

I wish I had a "Somebody Else's Fault" generator - whenever I wear it, any mistakes I make would be blamed on somebody else.

Granted! But it fails after 2 months of use.

I wish people understood my sensory needs.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. They have a permanent telepathic link to your feelings, every waking hour. You become the de facto dictator over an entire civilization of submissive mental slaves.

I wish the human brain didn't need sleep.

granted, but you can only walk on fire.

i am getting a lead apron in real life, so the wish that i kept wishing for here came true!! !

I wish it would be here now, they said that it will take 3 weeks for customs division to make it.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted it is here, but due to a freak event the neutrons and protons in the lead turn into mini fire breathing lizards which chase you out of the house. Or failing that the particles fly away and your lead apron turns into a lightweight aluminium one.

I wish that I could see what my co workers are thinking about

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! But their thoughts are nothing but porn porn and porn and you hate porn

I wish porn didn't exist. people abuse it so much it is an industry that wastes money.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but now a lot of sexually needy people are very upset at you. Good luck with that.

I wish people wouldn't be so judgmental about other people's private sexual behavior and preferences.

Granted, but this relativism leads to an uprise of old traditions like sacrificing children to vulcano gods.


I wish that I had a computer with more RAM and a faster CPU and at least 4 GB harddisk.

Enjoy this new deluxe WINDOWS system 80GB HDD 3.0GHZ core 2 duo and WINDOWS VISTA

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

*Flips a switch causing a three second buzzer!* -10 points, forgot to wish. Randomizing.....
Granted, you now own all copies of Trivial Pursuit. Now everyone expects you to know all the questions.

Oh, how I wish I had 100,000 Nintendo Points.