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Granted! for 30 minutes the UN declares world peace and then BOOM suddenly someone launches the first nuke launching world war 3

I wish WP was not so damn slow

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Granted, it is a lot less stable when you are on.

I wish more people was on F1time.

Granted! they WAS on... not ARE on.

I wish WP were not so unstable

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granted, it now takes 3 hours to load a page on WP

i wish you hadn't wished that

Granted. Wrong Planet is unstable again.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Fine, you do not have to go to school. But you need to report in the morning and you have a full day of work ahead of you. First you need to clean my chimney and I can not be bothered to put out my fire first, then you can spend the rest of the day digging coal down the mine. Welcome to a victorian childhood !

I want a nice pair of clogs which allow me to float at exactly 2 inchs above the ground every time I want to levitate. Also these would be super confort clogs which would allow me to run super fast on rainy days.

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Granted! But because you have the ultimate clogs in the world every time you use a toilet it clogs and overflows

I wish more people would play this game

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Fie more people play this game, but due to the fact that so many people are playing it each time you see a wish that you want to mess up in the time it takes you to think and type someone else beats you to it and the game has moved on.

I wish that Strapples would make another lead related wish..

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

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i wish this guy suddenly were a cute large female radiology technician with the PVC lead apron and was about 21 and is my girlfriend and is snuggling up and hugging me tightly in bed right now.

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Granted! I might add she is a vegan vampire. Also, she is allergic to pancakes.

I wish I had the power to generate annoying cubicle sounds.

Granted, you now know everything about weird vegan vampires allergies , however, you forget your name and where you live.

I wish I understood the strange phone calls I get from people speaking high speed French.

Granted! They are giving you murder threats

I wish I could have a larger girlfriend who is a radiologist and has a pink sparkly PVC lead apron that weighs 30 pounds

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Granted. You have a girlfriend (who is a radiologist and has a pink sparkly PVC lead apron) that weighs 30 pounds.

I wish my electric razor could cut longer hair.

Granted! but it hurts like hell

I wish my radiologist girlfirend was larger, weighed 210 pounds and had 30 pound lead apron

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Granted. But the 30 pound apron is protecting her from the plutonium she decided to bring in the room with her, giving you severe radiation sickness.

I wish I had a laptop.