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Granted, you get a laptop dancer. She is 80 years old and takes half an hour to climb onto your lap.

I wish my dog gets better - he has a limp.

Granted! you start limping now!

I wish I could have 10 lead aprons piled on top of me head to toe each one weighing 30 pounds and warm PVC

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Granted, but it wasn't a good idea to do this while having hydrotherapy. The weight holds you under water and you drown!

I wish my hearing doesn't give me more problems.

Granted! your sight goes

I wish I was not having hydroherapy

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Fine your hearing works perfectly, but that is the only sense that you have.

I almost double posted with Strapples, for him he is not having hydrotherapy instead he is being boiled in oil.

I wish that had X-ray vision in addition to my normal vision, note that I would be immune to cancer and other nasty health effects associated with my X-ray vision. Best of all my eyes could turn up and down the photon energy so I could see through Strapples's girlf friend's lead apron. I guess that 1 MeV photons would do the trick.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, however, everyone you look at gets a dose of X rays. After a while you have no family or friends left - they all have got cancer.

I wish I didn't need spectacles.

Fine, you do not need glasses but the new eye surgery has made your eyes pop out on stalks.

I still want my X-ray vision but this time is it s super low dose X-ray system which does not give them cancer.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! But it costs you 10 million dollars and you have to pay it for the rest of your life

I wish I was not being boiled in oil but was in a pool of jello!

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Granted! But it costs you 10 million dollars and you have to pay it for the rest of your life

I wish I was not being boiled in oil but was in a pool of jello!

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Granted, however seeing in x-ray mode is the only way you can see. You can never see the beauty of a woman again - they are all walking skeletons to you.

I wish I had three wishes.

Granted but that was your first of the 3

I wish I was not being boiled in oil but was in a pool of jello!

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Granted, but they made the jello too strong and it sets like rock, trapping you inside it where you drown and after a million years become fossilised like a fly in amber.

I wish I had more than two wishes left.

You have 2.1 wishs, the problem is the 0.1 of a wish causes a genie malfunction and undoes all the other wishs.

I wish that the police would give out cakes to all people who are sober and well behaved each friday afternoon.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but the cakes are laced with drugs, so those who eat them become intoxicated and rowdy and then the police arrest them and lock them up.

I wish I had a magic lamp to rub.

Granted! But it has a demon inside

I wish the jello did not drown me but was warm squishy and immobilizingly tight.

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Granted, the jello completely immobilises you. So much that you cannot move your chest to breath!

I wish for a good nights sleep without too many weird dreams.