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Cheddar
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25 Feb 2009, 5:38 pm

ok, but when you wake up, Big Bird will run down your street with a 12-gauge and shoot everyone in his path. Also, a leprechaun will be dating you. :heart:

i wish i could be awesome like Mr. T 8)



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25 Feb 2009, 6:52 pm

Granted! but then its right back to weird dreams and terrible sleep

I wish it was a little less immobilizing so i could just breathe.


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25 Feb 2009, 7:17 pm

You can't breathe in jello so the wish corrupts itself.

I wish I can control an army.



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25 Feb 2009, 7:25 pm

OK you control an army....of ants....


However the ants crawl up your legs and bite your butt........



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25 Feb 2009, 7:27 pm

I wish yu made a freakin wish!


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25 Feb 2009, 7:31 pm

Not granted...You forgot to make a wish.

I wish the ants were bigger.



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25 Feb 2009, 7:36 pm

Granted the ants are bigger...

But they are so big they fart too much methane into the atmosphere and global climate change kills us all



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25 Feb 2009, 7:37 pm

BTW I have no wish



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25 Feb 2009, 7:38 pm

Granted! they are the size of a small car... but one squashes you and being they kiilled they leader they all go suicidal

I wish i could have my radiology technician tammy here with me


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25 Feb 2009, 7:39 pm

You forgot your wish again.

I wish that the ant army were a bit smaller. (How big did you make them?)



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25 Feb 2009, 7:53 pm

Granted they the size of average bicycles. and one nearly rips off your arm. you decide to destroy them for your own safety

I wish i could have my radiology technician tammy here with me

^^ SEE MY WISH?


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26 Feb 2009, 5:43 am

yes, but its written in an alien language.

i wish i was immortal.

:D



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26 Feb 2009, 7:07 am

Granted, but you are forever in horrible pain and just WANT to die.


I wish I got the memory of that story out of my head where something like that was used as punishment. :cry:


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26 Feb 2009, 3:42 pm

Fine you get the tale out of your head, the problem is that all thoughts have left your head as you now think with your feet. The worst bit if that you have just dropped a box of Strapples lead aprons on your foot, pain !

I wish that I could flash count


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26 Feb 2009, 5:23 pm

granted, but you now have the IQ of a cereal box. and not just any cereal box, a cornflakes cereal box :skull:

i wish nothing bad can happen to my wish.



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26 Feb 2009, 5:27 pm

Granted! But somehow something bad happnes to YOU before you can make the wish

I wish i could have a larger radiology technician here with me to snuggle :D


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