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Granted! But your bank account vanishes too

(thank god i only have 30 dollars in the bank.. the rest is in PayPal thus your corruption got corrupted HAH!)

I wish there was a Slavecard for Mastercard

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Granted, you now have a slavecard. So get to work you idle layabout! I don't care if you are in a wheelchair I want those twenty tons of bricks moving by lunchtime!

I wish I never need to visit the dentist again (too expensive).

Granted. But you now just think you don't need to visit the dentist, and now your teeth are getting really bad.

I wish I had better social skills.

Granted, everyone becomes jealous of your social skills and says nasty things about you.

I wish it was Thursday today

Granted! it is thursday here anyways, thus you wasted a wish.

I wish Slavecard did not exist, (I was hoping it would be a Mastercard with lower interest rate, oh well)

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Granted. But you're still under slavery, as you didn't wish you were no longer a slave with that card.

I wish I could eat the world's largest plain cheeseburger.

Granted! But you die from myocardial infarction (heart attack) 3 hours later as doctors cannot figure out what caused it... post mortem coronary catheterization shows major collection of cheese and fats in the superior vena cava which caused a complete blockage.

I wish i was no longer a slave

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Granted, but being a bonded slave you need to pay your owner $100,000 for him to release you. Your wages are currently $0 per month.

I wish I had a slave for a day to dig the garden.

Granted, you get Cut Man, just five days before the programming that sends the original six rouge activates.

I wish I could build a Robot Master.

Granted! but you are his slave

I wish Is it a good idea to microwave this would microwave a laptop computer

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Granted, while perfectly possible, it will take you only 10,000 days. And you need to buy expensive compilers to program it... from me


I wish my back would stop itching.

Granted! but your head starts itching from the back lice heading to your head and turning into head lice.

I wish to have an IBM Roadrunner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Roadrunner

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Granted, scheduled delivery date is 2016 when any calculator can outperform it.


I wish for all of the lice to disappear from my body and never to bother me again!

Granted! But now you have ringworms.

I wish to have a 2016 calculator now. AND my damn roadrunner!

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Granted! The calculator runs a 2016 equivalent of Windoze Vista which makes it slower than your average Pentium 1 with Vista. And Roadrunner will cost you so much that you have to sell your neoprene clothing and the lead apron to pay for it... and work in a call center dealing with braindead lusers and their attempts to use Windows Vista every day.


I wih nothing would make my body itch.

Granted. You lose all sensation in your body, so no itches for you.

I wish the walls and ceiling of my house were thick enough to blot out noise coming from elsewhere in the house.