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iamnotaparakeet
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06 Feb 2011, 10:49 pm

Grills the DVD player and VCR and serves them to Wallourdes atop a 45.



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07 Feb 2011, 7:37 am

Swaps all the labels on iamnotaparakeet's soup cans so he gets tomato when he's craving chicken noodle and bean with bacon when he wants minestrone.


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07 Feb 2011, 7:46 am

Informs Xuxa that it doesn't bother me about what I eat so long as it's food.



Replaces the crescent "C" from Xuxa avatar with the mirror image of a capital Russian letter with the phonetic value of a Spanish "i".



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07 Feb 2011, 8:46 am

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Causes rabbitears tv set to go out inexplicably...

Too late, it does that anyway.


Takes away all of iamnotaparakeet's food.



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07 Feb 2011, 10:43 am

Takes back my food, cooks it and eats it, then takes away rabbitears food and sells it.



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07 Feb 2011, 4:07 pm

Hires a guy to say the following all day to iamnotaparakeet:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXT1_6R9C6M[/youtube]


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07 Feb 2011, 4:23 pm

removed alll of the clown makeup in Wallourdes's abold...



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07 Feb 2011, 4:52 pm

Wallourdes wrote:
Hires a guy to say the following all day to iamnotaparakeet:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXT1_6R9C6M[/youtube]

GENIUS!


Makes ProfessorX write out the word 'all' 1000000 times.



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08 Feb 2011, 1:36 am

Stuffs tissue paper right down the ends of Rabbitears gauntlets



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08 Feb 2011, 7:38 am

Fills nostromo's shampoo bottle with mustard


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08 Feb 2011, 3:14 pm

replaces Xuxa's bottle of perfume with mild bleach....



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08 Feb 2011, 8:08 pm

Replaces all DVD's of ProfessorX with the Spice Girls movie DVD.


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08 Feb 2011, 8:14 pm

Unplugs Wallourdes' toaster.



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08 Feb 2011, 8:16 pm

Sunk iamnotaparakeet's other battleship


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08 Feb 2011, 8:41 pm

Wallourdes wrote:
Sunk iamnotaparakeet's other battleship


Actually, neither of the ships in my avatar are battleships. They were the ships HMS Discovery and HMS Resolution, which had the most accurate instruments of the time aboard and were commissioned to explore and chart the Pacific.



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08 Feb 2011, 8:44 pm

I splice iamnotaparakeet's mainsail and uncrow his crow's nest.


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