The Really Bad Advice Thread

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Have kids as early as you can. Don't worry about the financial issues, everything will work naturally.

'Extremely High Voltage?' Well, you don't need safety gloves. It is perfectly safe to touch.

You can get Windows 10 as a free upgrade. That's a generous and selfless move from Microsoft.

It's healthy to eat in a supermarket.

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If your car overheats, be sure to remove the radiator cap AS FAST AS POSSIBLE to help release all the pressure inside.

Smartphone screens get all streaky and gross. Run your phone through the dishwasher to keep it clean and fresh.

Cats like baths. Bathe your cat often.

To save money on washing dirty bath towels, air-dry yourself after a shower by running down the street naked. You will smell better, too.

Always make your websites load slowly. People enjoy the long waits. They never get frustrated or annoyed.

For your internet service, go with dial-up. It's so convenient!

When your foot falls asleep, you can wake it up quickly and easily by dropping something very heavy on it.

when creating an application, there's no need to check that your user input is valid, since users will doubtlessly enter the expected value instead of typing 'supercalifragilisticexpialodocious'.

The best way to make friends with a strange cat is to give it a nice, friendly, bath.

Get some carrier pigeons for backup when the Internet is down.

If you blow dry your hair in the rain, it will prevent split ends.

It's always a nice to tell a person that they don't look nearly as fat in person as they do in their photos.