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Thatmew
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02 Jun 2009, 12:33 am

Next to my Hoopla, and Whatchamacallit, atop the florprap. Currently channeling energy into the Staplelopper.

Where are my sword-chucks?


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02 Jun 2009, 3:31 pm

Someone chopped them into pieces with a sword.


Where is my toothpaste?



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02 Jun 2009, 5:48 pm

The last place I saw it was in my hand as I was shoving it into the mailbox.

Where is my South Park Season 12 DVD box set?



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02 Jun 2009, 8:44 pm

Mr. Hanky came and flushed it....


Where is my toilet plunger...


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02 Jun 2009, 8:50 pm

richie wrote:
Where is my toilet plunger...


My Hanky took it to push the south park box set through the cistern.

Where is the block of cheese?


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03 Jun 2009, 1:20 pm

I sent it into the past, to join the Soviet Bloc.

Where did my copy of Pokémon Gold go?


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03 Jun 2009, 2:27 pm

It flew away out the window.

Where is my long lost Quaker Parakeet?



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03 Jun 2009, 8:12 pm

He's having an identity crisis, just wasn't feelin' the whole Quaker thing... so he went off to become a Scientology Parakeet.

Where is my moose munch?



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07 Jun 2009, 3:48 pm

Munched by a moose.


Where is my pocket knife?



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09 Jun 2009, 1:23 pm

I stole it.

Where is my converter box for Friday's DTV switch?


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09 Jun 2009, 1:35 pm

Declaring itself ready for the PAL region digital switch, whenever that happens.

Where is my portable media player that can playback .RSN and .SPC files?


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09 Jun 2009, 1:47 pm

On ebay now :oops: :lol:

Where is my top hat?



Chyndonax
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09 Jun 2009, 11:48 pm

Rabbit ate it.

Where is my deoderant?


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10 Jun 2009, 12:50 am

Under your sink.

Where is my 12.5 foot albino Burmese python?


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10 Jun 2009, 2:16 am

Helping an old lady across the street.

Where is my piggy bank?


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10 Jun 2009, 2:48 am

A piggy ate it.

Where is my humanity.


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