Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but it only works on your computer and will never work any anyone else's.

I wish I could promote my website more without having to pay lots of money to Google for Adwords.

Granted! but your promtion strategy (paid links) is against google TOS and your delisted

I wish my website got more views without crosslinking and s**t

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Granted. You start Blogging about Da Emperor and everyone reads your stuff - including John Kass... but Hizzhonor sends some "guys" to have a nice "Chat" with you....

Granted, the poster of the corruption to your wish has the answer for you.

I wish there was something worth watching on the TV this evening.

Granted. Pour petrol all over it and set it ablaze. Fire is ALWAYS worth watching.

I wish TallyMan had read my wish and understood the I had means personal possession in the present tense and not possession by someone else...

Granted, you have now been had.

I wish to sow confusion and discord

Existential. So we promote you to Moderator or IP ban you...

I wish for boolean logic to apply to all decision taking in government at all levels in every government terrestrially or extraterresterially... with documentation outlining the reasoning accesible to anyone who wishes to see it.

Granted, your health service now becomes boolean and there is only perfect health and death. The illogical in between states of unhealthy or diseased are outlawed so hospitals now shoot people to maintain the perfect segregation between healthy and dead. They provide you with a million page document explaining the reasoning.

I wish I understood existence.

Granted, now that you do, you only wish for non-existence.

I wish when I go to dinner tonight, I am told as I try to pay the bill that a kind stranger already took care of it.

But wait... we don't HAVE a Government Health System per-se... yet...

Your wish is Granted. The purpose for existence is delivered to you, in abslolte privacy, by winged Angels/Demons/Space Aliens.

You are declared insane the moment you mention this, then a Warlike Religion about you is created (after the Mob renders you asunder...) and plunges the world into a nuclear religious holocaust from which only antitheistic survivalist weirdos like me survive.

Didn't you know that both The Answer and The Question cannot occupy the same Space/Time Continuum?

I wish that all fundamentally or theoretically negative aspects or unintended consequences of any wish I may wis be applied to the next person to make a wish...

Edit: Arrgh. I hate getting preempted...

Boti: Granted. But you find yourself part of a "Pay it Forward" chain and have to pay for the dinner of the 14 guest Fatty Booze Crew Party seated immediately after you...

I wish I could still play the game without that happening unless my Twist works for both wishes...

Granted... ISPs all over the world raise their prices to levels where only a few people can afford it. Thus, this forum will be rather empty.

I wish for glasses, which allow me to see the world like other people do. To clarify: I am visually impaired and I really would live to see the world from the perspective of, say, my Ma.

Granted. You put on a special pair of glasses...and...you find yourself looking at the world from my eyes. Though my glasses, I might add, 200+/20 Myopia. With astigmatism of both eyes. I only take off my glasses when I go to bed and whatnot.

I wish I had a robotic companion. (Again.)

Granted. You get Bender.

I wish that all fundamentally or theoretically negative aspects or unintended consequences of any wish I may wish be applied to the next person to make a wish while I recieve the positive and desired aspects of the wish I made.

Granted, but since this is only valid from the next wish on, you are banned from this thread. In case you find a way back in, what is positive and what negative will be decided by someone very, very different from you -- why hates your guts.


I wish for 100 billion Zimbabwe dollars of the time before the revaluation.

Smoooth... You got me. Bye Bye!

Granted, your towns supply of pickles explodes, and all signs point to you.

I wish for an Animal Crossing/Megaman crossover.