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Fine, you get your cross over. But the thing also crosses over with real life, each time you go out of the house the cockroachs take over the house becuase you have left it too long.

I wish that lots of blue tits would sit just outside my office on the window ledge and sing sweetly to me while I am working.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, several top models sit topless on your windowsill and sing to you... well it is very cold so what did you expect?

I wish there were no more frosts now until Winter.

Fine, no more frost until winter but the problem is that winter has just started for you and your town. It will be minus 78 oC for the next 10 months in your winter.

I want blue tits which are birds with feathers which fly to sit outside my office and sing.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but as soon as you leave the place of work, they go into Hitchcock mode and attack you.


I wish that I was awake, not half-asleep.

BANG!

You are now fully awake, and wondering if there is a sniper nearby!

I wish my pencil was sharp.

Granted. But it's too sharp and because it's so sharp it's became potentially dangerous to use and therefore you have been banned from using it for safety reasons.

I wish I could jump inside TV so I could actually become a part of my favourite programmes.

Fine, you jump inside your TV but then you get a series of very painful electric shocks from the electronics in side the TV. Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! as 25000 volts goes through you.

I wish that the blue tit birds would sit outside my office, sing sweetly and not go into hitchcock mode each time I left my place of work.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, your problems are now solved... I've killed all the bluetits and stuffed them full of animatronix and they now sing in chorus on your windowsill. Just remember to change the batteries twice a day.

I wish I had another cup of fresh ground coffee on my desk ready to be drunk.

Granted, too bad no one thought to use hot water and make a beverage. I fear you are having a little trouble swallowing your cup of fresh ground coffee beans.

I wish I was going out to lunch at a nice restaurant.

Granted. but your new judge of nice is a run down taco shop

I wish my lead apron could change colors like a chamelion

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CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, your lead apron is highly radioactive and causes its cover to fluoresce in a variety of colours.

I wish that both me and the next person to post on this thread wins a lot of money

Granted! but I take it all and use it to buy lots of PVC and neoprene and ohter things to stim.

I wish age1600 was more active on the forums (google her to find out who she is)

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Fine, Age1600 becomes more active here but the downside is that you get more and more homework as you have started a undergrad class on lead aprons and lead shielding. Rather than being able to chat on line with Age or read her posts you have to do complex experiments and calculations regarding Compton scattering, pair production and other effects which occur in lead when the photon energy is high.

http://www.physics.wisc.edu/undergrads/ ... on_old.pdf

On positive side you get a good chance to wear your lead apron while doing the shielding experiments.

I wish that when I go walking next in the forest that I found a house made of ginger bread which I could eat, and that the wicked witch had moved away was never going to come back.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

granted but a cannable has moved in muhahahahaha



i wish that the next person to post dint post crating a paradox maen in this thread is shut down so ha!! !! !!

OK someone posts a complex paradox which terminated the thread, but the space goblins who are enjoying this thread so much then make that post vanish into thin air.

Pitty about the people eater moving into the gingerbread house.

I wish that each time I went into a car dealership that the manager would start to sing "I am sinign in the rain".

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but now buying a car is only done online, so you don't get to hear them sing it anymore.

I wish for an outdoor swing for my birthday which will not break or get stolen and is in a covered place to protect it from rain.