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Granted, but the computer seems to reject any new software or hardware... So now you're stuck with your computer the way it is.


I wish that it was acceptable in society for people to throw butternut squashes at people and property!

Granted, prepare for a messy world full of butternut squash.

I wish there was no such thing as copyright so people could upload TV Show clips legally on YouTube.

Granted, but the quality of the TV Clips is rubbish and every clip has to last under 3 seconds.

No wish, so none granted.

I wish for a fine sunny day tomorrow.

Granted, but then you get fever and a headache, so the sun makes it hurt even worse. You're so sick you can't go out for the next week anyway.
I wish for every cool gadget I could possibly think of that would make my life easier and more fun.

Granted, but due to a gamma ray burst from a nearby supernova all the electronic equipment on Earth gets destroyed. Not a single chip survives. Welcome to the stone age again.

I wish for full world wide employment.

Granted, Kang and Kodos take over the earth and make humans work as slaves.

I wish that my family would no longer insist that I come when they celebrate birthdays and the like

Granted. But they now insist that you come when they celebrate other holidays.

I wish I spoke every single language in the world.

Partially granted. You can speak every root language of every language.

Oh, how I wish I had time manipulation powers.

OK you have the ability to altertime, the only problem is that by moving forward in time you suddenly age by the amount you went forward. While going back in time does not rewind your real age in the reverse way.

I wish that my garden would tidy itself up.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but every time you or somebody else looks at it it messes itself up again.

I wish that I could magically find and fix my PSP.

Granted, just two side effects.
1: You are now a garden gnome.
2: You now are the proud owner of 100,000,000 DS systems, of all three versions. They fill your house.

I wish I could produce confetti from my hands.

Fine but there is a problem, the confetti starts flying out at all manner of odd moments. When you least expect it you will suddenly generate a snow storm of confetti.

I wish that I could have fruit tress which provide me with fruit all year round.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted Fruit of the loom underwear

I wish each day had 128 hours in it and that we only had to sleep 8 of those hours

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

granted, you are promptly lynched by people who now have a 100 hour workday.


I wish for a more stable internet conn ---NO CARRIER

Granted. Your internet connection is now handled by emotionally stable carrier pigeons.


I wish I were not allergic to dairy.