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Granted. You are allergic to cotton instead.

I wish I could establish a colony on another planet.

granted but you get killed by aliens

I wish World of Warcraft were FTP (Free to play)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. Unfortunately, it's hard to see the actually game behind all the pornographic adverts Blizzard have to put up to make money to maintain WoW.

I wish I could play harmonica.

Granted, but it's gonna be hard to play with harmonicas as they are not alive.

I wish I was the most popular person in the world.

Granted. Everybody else dislikes you so much they move to Mars to get away from you.

I wish the place I live in allowed pets.

Tingle-Tingle Kilo Loompha! Granted!
*Confetti rains down upon thee.*
You now live in a cabin deep within the forest, where you can any manner of pets, local law enforcement dares not go that deep. The rangers, yes.

I wish I had an arm cannon. Instead of this whole confetti business.

Granted, how can you type now?


I wish for clothing which is neither too warm, too cold, in the wrong size nor feels horrible to the touch... and not transparent.

Ok you get your clothing, but each time you walk near a policeman, airport security or some other authority figure a rude and offensive message appears on the clothing.

I wish the fish in my tank would live for ever.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. Unfortunately, this is a big wish and I can't make life out of nothing, so I had to take the life from every other living thing and put it into the fish and so now the fish is the only living thing in existence.

I wish I knew what to do with the big cardboard box that I have.

Granted,
you find something really boring to do with it but you can't stop doing it for the rest of your life, and die of thirst.

I wish I could control whether or not people can understand me.

Granted, you are now a sentient jack in the box.

I wish I could simply teleport, Megaman style.

granted,

you accidently teleport through time and interupt you're birth. You dissapear from existance a few seconds there after

I wish I had a prime number formula

Granted. You have a prime number formula. I've no idea if it's right though.

I wish that I had a use for my surprisingly vast collection of plastic bags.

You find a use for the plastic bags, you create a animal out of plastic bags. The only problem is that it is the size of a small dog, able to jumps up to chest level and it bites you on the nipples with big razor sharp teeth. Once its jaws close they lock shut and then you have to go to the ER to get the doctor to remove the plastic bag monster. He then charges you a vast fee for the removal of the animal.

Read the poem The Porcupine in the book "Dirty Beasts" by Roald Dahl, and imagine the ER doctor being like the dentist in the poem.

I wish that I had a copy of the book "Dirty Beasts" by Roald Dahl to read right now.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, you have it in e-book format. However, it will only work on a new version of the Kindle reader and the version of said device that is currently only a prototype and due for release in 2011.

I wish the tyre inner-tube I repaired today stays inflated tomorrow.

Granted, it never deflates, but it does pop and sink.

I wish I could keep 50 snails in a indoor habitat.