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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 78,161Location: UK
It'll be coming round the mountain when it comes, whip-woo! Where's my purple people eater?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Right behind you. Look out! Where is my little green man?
He's having a nice time with me. Where's my heltaskelter?
In jail with Charles Manson. Where is my lifeboat?
It capsised where's my frog?
Playing Frogger Where is my tax deduction?
Lining someone elses pockets Where's my mountain bike?
At the top of the nearest mountain. Where is my reason?
believing Where's my catamaran
On an around-the-world cruise. Where is my new calendar?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 63Gender: FemalePosts: 9,717Location: Australia
How about this one? Where is my budget?
Right in front of you, but it's for 2011. Where is my list of resolutions?
You resolved not to write one this year. Where is my poetry anthology?
You got rid of it, because you couldn't find a word that rhymed with anthology. Where is my brilliant metaphor?
SonicMisaki Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2009Gender: MalePosts: 1,846Location: Modern Chemical Plant, on the run.
Metaphors be with you. Geddit? Where's my A&W pencil?
On top of the fridge Where's my WD40