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ahayes
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13 May 2007, 10:25 am

RainSong wrote:

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Boats and boats are made of wood... which burns. SHE'S A WITCH, BURN HER!! !

who is she anyways?

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She's the peasant that's dressed up like a witch by the townspeople in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". This is kinda like her trial. (Yeah, we're just quoting the movie.)

I like your answer though.

she was nice, not a witch, she doesn't need to be burned

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13 May 2007, 10:26 am

*Daniel is here but he's also not here; this confuses him*

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13 May 2007, 10:26 am

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I have never seen the movie, prolly why the conversation is so confusing

Yeah, it's hard to take out of context. It's an excellent movie though, if you like comedy.

maybe I'll w2atch it and reread this

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13 May 2007, 10:31 am

RainSong wrote:

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RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

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RainSong wrote:

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RainSong wrote:

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RainSong wrote:

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What else can you burn, apart from witches?

More witches!
Wood!

Tell me...why do witches burn?

...because...they're made of...wood?

Right. So how do we tell if she's made out of wood and therefore a witch?

Build a bridge out of her!

Ah, but can you not also build a bridge out of stone?

Oh yeah.

Tell me, does wood sink in water?

No, it floats...It floats! Throw her in the pond!

What else floats in water?

Bread.
Apples.
Very small rocks.
Cider.
Gravy.
Cherries.
Mud.
Churches.
Lead! Lead!
A Duck.

So...If she weighs the same as a duck..?

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13 May 2007, 11:26 am

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

What else can you burn, apart from witches?

More witches!
Wood!

Tell me...why do witches burn?

...because...they're made of...wood?

Right. So how do we tell if she's made out of wood and therefore a witch?

Build a bridge out of her!

Ah, but can you not also build a bridge out of stone?

Oh yeah.

Tell me, does wood sink in water?

No, it floats...It floats! Throw her in the pond!

What else floats in water?

Bread.
Apples.
Very small rocks.
Cider.
Gravy.
Cherries.
Mud.
Churches.
Lead! Lead!
A Duck.

So...If she weighs the same as a duck..?

If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.

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13 May 2007, 11:44 am

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

What else can you burn, apart from witches?

More witches!
Wood!

Tell me...why do witches burn?

...because...they're made of...wood?

Right. So how do we tell if she's made out of wood and therefore a witch?

Build a bridge out of her!

Ah, but can you not also build a bridge out of stone?

Oh yeah.

Tell me, does wood sink in water?

No, it floats...It floats! Throw her in the pond!

What else floats in water?

Bread.
Apples.
Very small rocks.
Cider.
Gravy.
Cherries.
Mud.
Churches.
Lead! Lead!
A Duck.

So...If she weighs the same as a duck..?

If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.

And is therefore....?

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13 May 2007, 11:49 am

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

RainSong wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

Tell me, does wood sink in water?

No, it floats...It floats! Throw her in the pond!

What else floats in water?

Bread.
Apples.
Very small rocks.
Cider.
Gravy.
Cherries.
Mud.
Churches.
Lead! Lead!
A Duck.

So...If she weighs the same as a duck..?

If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.

And is therefore....?

A witch!

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13 May 2007, 11:57 am

End of sketch

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13 May 2007, 11:58 am

*claps*

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13 May 2007, 12:14 pm

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End of sketch

Good.

I was afraid we were going to go into the weighing part, and I don't remember that too clearly.

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13 May 2007, 12:14 pm

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*claps*

*goes to curtesy but changes it to a bow in the middle* *loses balance and falls face down on the floor*

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13 May 2007, 12:18 pm

*trys to help sigholdaccountlost to her feet, but falls trying*

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13 May 2007, 12:19 pm

RainSong wrote:

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End of sketch

Good.

I was afraid we were going to go into the weighing part, and I don't remember that too clearly.

*gets up*

And now for something completly different...a man with a tape recorder up his nose! Followed by a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7zF2v9k6zQ[/youtube]

*wanders off*

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13 May 2007, 12:19 pm

*picks up Raph522*

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13 May 2007, 12:57 pm

*runs around in circles*

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13 May 2007, 1:10 pm

Your avatar fits the club! *huggles*

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