Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

granted, but you are a penguin too.

I wish i had some rocky road

Granted. However, you discover that you have an allergy to nuts, and go into anaphylactic shock.

I wish that I could actually see the workings of a circuit.

Granted. Exclusively for all eternity....and you never comprehend what you see.

I wish I could make up my mind.

Granted. However, you always make the worst of all available choices.

I wish that I could kill others with impunity.

granted, but someone will kill you with impunity as well

i wish it was 8 o'clock already

Granted, but in another country.


I wish I could work for a rock star.

Granted, but they are abusive.

I wish that I owned an authentic World War II Battleship.

Granted. However, the maintenance bill is too much for your meager pocketbook. Thus, it lies, a rusting hulk, a tribute to your own ineffectiveness.

I wish that hills weren't so steep.

Granted. All hills are now flat, and are flooded.

I wish that I had a monospectacle.

Granted, but it's cracked.

I wish that I had 40 million dollars, beach front property, and a good husband that will love me and never hurt me, lie to me, or cheat on me. I want my first marriage to be my only one, and I want it to last forever.

Granted, but you hate the weather where you live.

I wish that all wasps would just die.

Granted, but before they do they sting you.


I wish I had this:

Granted, you have a picture of a Chinese dragon.

I wish that I had a real tank.

Granted, but on one of the days you are driving it down the road some one goes absolutely nutzoid and starts lobbing grenades at you.



I wish I could have some sort of special power.

Granted. You have the ability to communicate with corn.

I wish could really grant other peoples wishes...for money.

Granted. But it's all Monopoly money.

I wish there was something other than religious zealots on tv right now.