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23 Sep 2009, 3:58 pm

Autisim is caused by payphones.



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23 Sep 2009, 4:24 pm

Austism is caused by outdate computer technology still in the marketplace..



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24 Sep 2009, 12:28 am

Autism is caused by the Commodore Vic-20.



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24 Sep 2009, 1:24 am

Autism is caused by a mutated form of the T-Virus.



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27 Sep 2009, 10:27 am

Klint wrote:
Autism is caused by a mutated form of the T-Virus.


You get bitten by the infected and the virus goes into your cells and controls them..haha

Resident Evil fan?!


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27 Sep 2009, 10:34 am

DarrylZero wrote:
Autism is caused by the Commodore Vic-20.


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probably... :lol:


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27 Sep 2009, 1:06 pm

visnofskygirl wrote:
Klint wrote:
Autism is caused by a mutated form of the T-Virus.


You get bitten by the infected and the virus goes into your cells and controls them..haha

Resident Evil fan?!


Very much so, as well as zombies in general :P

Like whenever I get bored, I imagine what it would be like if (most) everone else turned into a zombie, and how I would survive. :lol:



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27 Sep 2009, 1:09 pm

visnofskygirl wrote:
DarrylZero wrote:
Autism is caused by the Commodore Vic-20.


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probably... :lol:


Oh, man! I remember the tape deck to the left of the computer...that's how you saved your "programs"! What's even funnier is I think I had the same chemistry set when I was a kid! That's not a picture of me at that age, but it's probably close.

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28 Sep 2009, 2:34 am

Klint wrote:
visnofskygirl wrote:
Klint wrote:
Autism is caused by a mutated form of the T-Virus.


You get bitten by the infected and the virus goes into your cells and controls them..haha

Resident Evil fan?!


Very much so, as well as zombies in general :P

Like whenever I get bored, I imagine what it would be like if (most) everone else turned into a zombie, and how I would survive. :lol:


weee!!i'm a zombie!! run for your life :P


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01 Oct 2009, 8:45 pm

My son's autism was caused by the obsession my husband and I have with the Saturday New York Times Crossword Puzzle (Will Shortz, it's all your fault) :lol:



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01 Oct 2009, 9:46 pm

autism is caused by ngo duc tham tran muon(approximate pronunciation of these vietnamese words: no duke tam chan moon)



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02 Oct 2009, 1:53 am

Autism is caused by cootie shots.



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04 Oct 2009, 12:09 am

Autism is cause by eating a sample of all the different types of leaves of at your local botanical gardens.



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05 Oct 2009, 2:49 pm

autism is coused by tiny space crystals that became trapped in the inner ear.



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05 Oct 2009, 3:33 pm

Autism is caused by listen to a lesson on string theory too long.



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06 Oct 2009, 1:54 am

Autism is caused by watching "The Dark Crystal." 8O