Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you get put in an asylum for extreme OCD.

I wish I was a superhero.

Granted, your superpower is instant nuclear annihalation.

I wish I wish.

Error:Bad wish syntax.
Therefore no corruption.

I wish I had a moon base.

you have a moon base, but no air in it. in the moon base is a very hard vacuum. So you can not live there.

I wish that I knew why the person suggested that why I get put in an asylum for extreme OCD.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but you're still in the asylum.

I wish I had 3 million dollars that weren't counterfeit or illegally obtained.

Granted - 3 million Monopoly dollars are yours.

I wish I could juggle.


M.

Fine you can juggle but only with burning torchs and you are not very good at it, you keep dropping them. But you will be glad to know that the compnay who sold you the burning torchs also sold you a firefighter's flame proof outfit. Sadly your house insurance company no longer wish to cover you for fire.

I wish that I could have a self painting house which uses low VOC paint, painted only the walls, not the windows, did not paint shut windows or doors, used the colour I like, was silent and was not viewed as being related to OCD.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, you could have a self painting house which uses low VOC paint, painted only the walls, not the windows, did not paint shut windows or doors, used the colour I like, was silent and was not viewed as being related to OCD, but now you can't.

Also, it wasn't related to OCD, but now it is.

I wish English grammar makes sense.

Not granted, your Aunt Grant didn't grant your granma grammar.


I wish makes sense maid scents

Granded. Angliz langwoj haz unstanderdizd spelin an'so nowe we cin zay "makes sense" maid scents.

I wish I was awesome.

Granted, but this causes you to become incredibly famous, and you can't take the fame.

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted.

Granted, but now you have officially wasted a wish.

I wish for a frisbee, and this wish cannot be corrupted.

Granted, I will give a border collie to you, too.

I wish I had some air in the moon base.

Granted, but you lose the walls/roof.

I wish I had another super power to go with my instant nuclear annihilation.

Granted, but the only way you can get another one is by using your instant nuclear annihilation. So, basically it would be granted in your dreams.

I wish I was able to communicate with others using thoughts instead of words.

Granted, but your every thought is broadcasted to nearby people.