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Granted! The universe poofs to nothing from your wish for nothingness

I wish liquid PVC rained from the sky when it rains

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but PVC is an abbreviation of "People's Versatile Communists".

I wish I have a better sense of humour.

Granted,prepare to spend 24 hrs. with Billy Joel.

I wish there was less commericals on TV.

You want fewer adverts on TV, fine you have got it. The internal fuse in your TV has just blown, so the TV does not work at all. Best of all it is sunday morning and all the shops are shut so you need to wait for monday before you can get a new fuse or get the TV fixed. Also you so wanted to watch that film on the TV which is coming on in 10 minutes.

I wish that I could do calculus better.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but you can only differentiate between the colours red and yellow.

I wish that an irnoning board was elected a president, just to see what would happen!

Granted. An ironing board is elected president. However, because it was a fixed election, people are upset and there are destructive protests and rebellion and such like all over the USA, and the president is not competent enough to deal with this.

I wish my back wasn't sore.

*infuses deadly amount of Fentanyl* there your back is no longer sore but you will die from fentanyl overdose soon

I wish i could have 100 gallons of liquid latex in a pool to swim in

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Fine you can have your pool of latex, but then you develope a skin reaction to latex due to over exposure to the stuff. Now you can not go near latex, but at least you can wear neoprene and nitrile rubber.

I wish that I could grow a new set of teeth each time my existing ones became decayed or damaged.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, no corruption.

I wish that the Earth can control the Sun's evolution.

Granted. The Earth grows to such a size that it overwhelms the sun. I'm talking supremely huge size. I'm not sure how that would work or what it would actually do, but I'm certain the Earth would not be habitable for humans and so we all die (it's pretty odd that we all die merely because I'm certain it should happen, despite the fact that - if I have the power to grant this wish - I certainly have the power to prevent us all dying, but there you go).

I wish for good luck.

Granted, your house has transformed into nothing but four leaf clovers. If that fails to bring you luck, then the small army of gnomes and leprechauns should.

I wish I had 50/50 Pokémon/human DNA.

Granted. You now have 50% Magikarp DNA. Get splashing.

I wish to have hair similar to how Ric Flair's was in the 1980s.

Fine you get the "Ric Flair" hair, but each time you go out of the house you get challenged to a wrestling match by big daddy. Big daddy then knocks you flying.

I wish that all members of WP were required to play corrupt a wish at least once a month.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but the surge of posts cause the server to go down.

I wish for nuclear power to be more popular.

Granted. I now control the entire world's power supply. (I have nuclear annihilation powers, remember?)

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Fine but it bites you, and it runs up a big phone bill.

I wish neurobigots would start trying to kiss lamp-posts and do other very silly things each time either me or another person with AS saw the neurobigot or thought of their name.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.