Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Destroying the world is silly, ans they try and do that.

I wish I had a Mobile/Cell Phone.

Granted. But I kept it on all month.

With someone who didn't feel like hanging up, because they pay by month, not minutes.

OK, the last person didn't post a wish so I'll keep it going.

I wish I was muscular.

Granted. You are now a tongue (and so all muscle).

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I wish that the world was one great musical.

Granted, but after 72 hours of non-stop dancing and singing with no sleep you blow your brains out with a colt 45.

I wish I could "be like mike."

Granted, you now have a large gap in your front teeth like Michael Strahan.

I wish I had a hundred candy bars.

You have your chocolate bars but there is always a problem. They are of a type which you hate eating. They contain the food which you hate the most mashed up and coated with chococlate.

I wish that a christmas pudding would appear by magic in my kitchen

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but it appears in a pile on the floor.

I wish I could get with a supermodel.

Granted. You are trapped in an elevator with one for five minutes.

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I wish that had a monstrous beard.

Granted, but people think you are Osama Bin Laden.

I wish I was the president of the United States.

Granted. But a lot want to be president and envy you, so you're not popular.

I wish I could ride a bike.

Granted....but your bike has to have three wheels and is very slow...

I wish I had a top of the line Yamaha drum machine...

Granted, but it costs 10000 dollars and it breaks down often.

I wish for a highly skilled pit crew for the F1 car.

Granted, you have the best F1 crew ever but they show up at your next race inebriated and you lose cuz your tires blow out.

I wish I had a million dollars for every wish.....

Granted, but you don't know what tax plan that is under.

Wait....

The tax plan is Green Plan 2!! Prepare to spend lots of taxes on the million.

I wish for robots to do everything for me.

Granted...your robots do everything, thern they take over....you become the slave to the machines...

I wish photovoltaics had better effiency....