Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but it only gives 10% of it's rated effinecy.

I wish the moon could be mined for cheese.

Granted, but it costs 17,000 euros to bring back one slice of provolone...

I wish Mighty Taco would put more meat in their tacos....

Granted, but to balance the flavor, the torillas are as thick as ever.

I wish for the best fantasy baseball team.

Granted. However, due to a unrelated consequence of your wish, the barrier between reality and the imagined realms are broken, and the universe has a class one explosion. Good thi...aw drat. That granting bites everyone, including the granted. I'll just forget that I have to take tally of the damage, and..uhh...recreate the universe as I see fit, I guess. Anyone know how to create a universe? Hello?

I wish that I could have the outfit of a classic Black Mage hailing from the Final Fantasy games.

The genie makes an error while getting ready to grant your wish, it gives you blank mange which is a new and horrible skin disease. Rather than black mage.

I wish that correctly cooked filleted salmon steaks would appear on my plate each time I said (or thought) I want a salmon fillet.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. Yet your plate dissapeares (along with the salmon) exactly 3 seconds after the wish.

I wish i could slow down time.

Granted, but once you slow it down you cannot speed it up again.

I wish I could make a cartoon.

Granted. You make a cartoon, and are sued when one of your cartoon-writers slip up and write a character smoking drugs into the plot. You lose everything, and to top it all off the drugs barons, losing a lot of money due to the bad publicity on drugs, come after you and send their hitmen. Get ready for a life on the run...

I wish I didn't get all overloaded when under stress. (who doesn't...)

Granted, but your incredible calmness makes people think you are a robot.

I wish my computer's free memory wouldn't DECREASE when I uninstall things.

Your computer memery does not need to decrease each time you uninstall something, becuase the next time uninstall something you have a hard disk failure. You have to get a new hard disk, install the operating system and all the software from scratch again. Hours later you have a fresh and clean windows PC.

I am close to 1000 posts, I wish I could think of something witty for my custom rank.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

So be it. The brain juices start flowing and your wit runs rampant. But as soon as you type in your fabulous remark, your fingers fall off and you can't make any posts, and no one ever gets to see it.

I wish I could climb trees as fast as a squirrel.

Granted. You turn into a squirrel.

I wish I could write a book everybody wants to read.

You do, but people have seizures when they read it.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, you have a very sudden growth spurt and grow an extra 19 feet. Bang your head on any good door ways, lately?

I wish for a new tablet PC.

Granted, here comes the world's first "PC" which is actually a tablet shaped like a PC.

I wish I had big muscles.