Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you have large gluteus maximus, aka butt muscles.

I wish I had made reply number 6666.

Granted, but this requires a new way to calculate posts.

I wish the universe could not explode, causing everything to be destroyed without forewarning.

Granted. The universe does not explode. Instead with a neon sign to warn you, it implodes. Either way, the whole new universe is even weirder than it was before.

I wish I was a Pokémon, being human has well too few perks. Preferably [Read: Demand.] one under the human shape group.

okay but you are a slave to a perverted trainer who is into rough poke sex!

I wish the grass was red, not green

Granted, you are now color blind.

I wish I could play drums and sing at the same time.

Yes you can do both, but you can only do it badly. Welcome to the singing cats group !

I wish that I could teleport to and from work each day, it would be much more easy than using a train.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but then you will also teleport into any photo you happen to have before your eyes, which will eventually lead to trouble.

I wish there was only one universal computer programming language.

Yes there is one universal computer langauge is it just 1s and 0s, the only problem is you can not understand it and nor can I. Only one person in the world can program a computer and he is in a bad mood and has gone on strike.

I wish that I could download useful things into my mind using a ethernet card held between my teeth.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. But brains can't handle things being downloaded into them, so you get serious brain damage.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of money.

Granted, but inflation renders all money worthless.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you get turned into a fairy. Hope you don't mind the sudden amount of publicity.

I wish I could have an arm cannon with the Variable Weapon System.

Granted, you turn into Samus. But since she does not exist, you don't exist.

I wish I made race tracks.

Granted. You made race tracks, well, made race tracks dissapear.

I wish I could guest voice in SpongeBob.

Granted, but the low ratings cause SpongeBob to go off air.

I wish it always remained the perfect temperture every day.

Granted. The polar icecaps melt and all plant growth is severely stunted. Congratulations, you have ruined the earth.

I wish death wasn't permanent.

Granted. You can choose from three corruptions.
1. Gladly! They come back as zombies.
2. Sure thing. Time Travel becomes possible, and time paradoxes rip apart space time.
3. Sure. Just use that-- Look out! Random Encounter! Hope you can hold onto that revive potion!

I wish that my floor was a comfortable, yet easy to clean material other than linoleum.