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06 Oct 2009, 3:55 am

Autism is caused by being a game-master for shadowrun for more than 20 consecutive hours or quite possible playing shadowrun for 20 consecutive hours.



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06 Oct 2009, 10:12 am

Autisim is caused by clone based genetic drift.



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06 Oct 2009, 12:04 pm

Autism is caused by listening to the same song more than 5 times in a row on your own free will.



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06 Oct 2009, 1:13 pm

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Autism is caused by spontaneous combustion. :roll:


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06 Oct 2009, 4:51 pm

Autism is caused by complications due to drinking tap water.



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06 Oct 2009, 8:53 pm

Autism is caused by eating fried worms.



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06 Oct 2009, 10:26 pm

Autism is caused by too much boredom



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07 Oct 2009, 1:07 am

Autisim is caused by the color Red.



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07 Oct 2009, 2:10 am

Caused by being too fast with just the right amount of furiousness.



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07 Oct 2009, 2:23 am

Autism is caused by global warming



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07 Oct 2009, 1:55 pm

Autisim is caused by Autisim.


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07 Oct 2009, 3:46 pm

Autism is caused vehicle emission



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08 Oct 2009, 11:06 pm

Autism is caused by food dyes Red #40, Red # 3. Yellow #5, Yellow #6, Blue #1, Blue #2 and Green #3.



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09 Oct 2009, 5:53 am

Autism is caused by playing violent video games



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09 Oct 2009, 4:09 pm

Autism is caused by Chuck Norris.



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10 Oct 2009, 4:13 am

Autism is caused by illegal steroid use.