Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you no longer tan, and have to get vitamin D pills. (Among other side effects.)

I wish to be a Professor of Pokemon.

Granted, but it takes you forever to get to World of Pokemon.

I wish for a larger Earth so more people can live on it.

Granted, but gravity increases so much you can't move.

I wish I had a space shuttle.

Granted. NASA was planning to retire and replace, so you can keep one as a souvenir. I might note that it is totally useless in terms of flight, you don't happen to have fuel and a launch platform among all the other things needed to launch the shuttle? Well, too bad. You forgot to wish for those, and I am one of those wish granters.

I wish for a potted plant.

Granted, but the plant eats humans.

I wish I was part of L's taskforce

Granted, but I don't know what L's task force is so I've picked you to join the Litter task force. It is your duty to go out and collect all the rubbish on the pavement between your house and school.

I wish my plumbing work doesn't leak.

Your pipe work does not leak but now it is perfectly sealed up so you can not connect anything to it.

I wish I had ESP which I could switch on and off, and was not dangerous my health or anyone else's health.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. You now have an ESP (Electrical Sausage Pie). Quite a novel concept really, a self heating pie. You can turn it on and off to your hearts content. However for health reasons I suggest you turn it on and cook and eat it within three days.

I wish the roof on my house was stronger - I always worry about strong winds.

Granted. Now you worry about floods.

I wish I could think of an incorruptible wish.

Granted. But someone still finds a way to mess it up.

I wish cannon travel centers existed.

Granted, you join the local circus and become their human canon ball! You get to travel quite a bit and quite fast too. Pity they forgot to put up the safety net to catch you though.

I wish I get all the plumbing work done on the house tomorrow without any problems.

Granted, but it's tomorrow on God's time, to whom 1000 years are like a day, so to you that day will be a 1000 years. Keep some buckets ready.

I wish there were a cure for stupidity.

Hmm...a bit of a vague wish, and stupidity is rather opinion based so, let me see here....
Granted. We all cease to *POOF*

I wish that I had a collapsible left arm that could be extended 10 feet.

you get your 10 foot arm, but the arm has ten feet on it. It now tales you all day to do up the laces on the shoes for your arm.

I want to be able to change into a dog or a cat and then be able spend the day as the dog or cat and then be able to change back into a human. I am thinking of all the fun I would have as a cat or dog.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but you're magically teleported to a village with starving people. Have fun escaping them.

I wish my new computer didn't make those annoying beeping noises all the time.

Granted, the motherboard burns out. Now the computer doesn't make any noises at all.

I wish I was a few pounds lighter.