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Fine you get lead in the harness of your wheel chair, but the weight of the wheel chair has increases so much is it now classed as a heavy goods truck. It is a bit of a pitty Strapples is too young to get a hgv license (in the UK you must be 21 to get the license) so now he needs to get an older asipie to drive his chair for him.

I wish that it would only rain at night so I would be able to go out in the day and stay dry, while the garden gets a nice soaking each night.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but suddenly you get a NIGHT Job and sleep during the day, ooooh yer skrewed!

I dont live in the UK thus your corruption corrupted its self, you can get a trucking license at age 17 in the USA

I wish i had my own semi truck

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Granted, but you are involved in a crash and hit your head. Miraculously, after the blow to the head you don't have to use your wheelchair anymore!

I wish I was drinking a beer right now.

Granted! but its rancid enjoy puking in exactly 30 minutes and ending up in the hospital from dehydration

I wish my pneumonia was gone

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Granted, you are uploaded and while no longer having to deal with illness, run at a 120th of the speed of a normal human, meaning interaction with the world outside will be wuite tedious


I wish I could be uploaded and live in Permutation City of the Greg Egan novel.

granted! But a belgian librarian prints you out O_O looking pretty flat are we

I wish pneumonia didnt suck so bad

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Granted, it lasts 10x less, but it becomes 100x more lethal.

I wish I was the moon.

Granted, but people come to you on rocket ships and walk all over you, and stick a flag in you!

I wish I could afford to visit Ireland.

Granted! but you cant afford to return to your home country and are kept in an Irish hostel for 20 years while you work cleaning floors to get enough money to go back!

I wish i could have 40 million dollars

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

You have 40 million dollars worth of peanuts, on top of you.

I wish I could have some of those peanuts.

Granted, you get half. You are now buried in peanut.

I wish I could have some of those peanuts made into butter.

Fine some of the peanuts can be turned into peanut butter. The only problem is that you now have a nasty allergic reaction to peanuts but you still have to do the work to convert the peanuts into the peanut butter. To work with peanuts you must now wear three pairs of gloves, two sets of overshoes, two plastic boiler suits, hood and dust mask. Best part it is a hot and humid day, enjoy being hot and sweaty.

I wish that I could flash count

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

granted! but its only counting the flashes from a single flash bulb as it is your new career

I wish myspace didnt exist with all of its nausea inducing profile backgrounds and sh*t

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

The genie gets it a little wrong, he adds a space so it now reads "My space", he makes you living space disappear. So now your bedroom, kitchen and living room plus your record collection and your collection of lead objects have vanished into thin air. On the plus side the trash in the kitchen bin has also vanished so you do not need to take out the trash.

I wish that I was an expert builder who could do any type of DIY.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but you cant FIX anything. Only build s**t

I wish windows werent so slow and crashy

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, it is now command line only and unix based. Say goodbye to graphical applications like Office...



I wish that it was easier to make vector fonts.