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Yensid
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09 Mar 2012, 1:57 pm

It is in your suitcase, which is on an around-the-world cruise without you.

Where is my giant umbrella?


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09 Mar 2012, 4:42 pm

I decided that my country needed it more, because we get a lot of rain.

Where are the teachers??? I need to tell them some people are laughing at me! I'm being bullied, and it's not funny! :(



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09 Mar 2012, 4:56 pm

They're laughing at you as well.

Where's my sanity?



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10 Mar 2012, 4:29 am

Hiding in terror.

Where is my courage?


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10 Mar 2012, 5:24 am

You already have it.

Where is my hope?



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10 Mar 2012, 7:44 am

Perhaps you need a hope chest to keep it in.

Where is my sense of irony?



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10 Mar 2012, 5:09 pm

You've got it, but, ironically, you don't realize it.

Where is my lucky charm?


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10 Mar 2012, 5:53 pm

The evil leprechaun under your bed stole it.

Where's my puppy dog?



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11 Mar 2012, 7:12 am

Chased up a tree by the neighbor's kitty cat.

Where is my desire to be organized?


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12 Mar 2012, 11:26 pm

It's near the bottom of the 4th pile of old newspapers, behind the kitchen table.

Where's my original Legend of Zelda Nintendo cartridge?


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13 Mar 2012, 12:07 am

Still in your console, someplace.

Where is my escape plan?


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13 Mar 2012, 8:33 am

It got away.

Where's my willingness to play nice with NTs?


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Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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13 Mar 2012, 11:05 am

Where's my willingness to play nice with NTs? It's probably in a state of limbo perhaps..

Where is my civil service award?



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13 Mar 2012, 1:07 pm

You missed out on the day they were giving them out.

WHERE IS MY FRIEND???? I AM SO WORRIED!! ! :cry:



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16 Mar 2012, 8:51 am

Filling out a Missing Persons report on YOU.

Where's my indignation?


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17 Mar 2012, 7:37 am

Where is your WHAT???

Where is the thing that will make my cold go away?