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Granted. However, you happen to be an evil scientist, thus doomed to failure, and though a gentleman, you have no power to attract the adoration of anyone other than a long haired white cat, who shares your lonely genius in a hollowed out volcano somewhere in Japan.

I wish I was a mathematical genius.

Granted! for Kindergarten math

I wish WP was not so damn SLOW

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. However, your mental capacity is inversely related to the speed of WP.



I wish that reports would write themselves.

Granted, but only in chatspeak and leet. No punctuation to be found, and the spelling is horrid.

I wish for a Magikarp.

Granted. However, the Magikarp (whatever that is) engulfs you with its flaming tongue of lava.




I wish that I could have all the knowledge I wanted.

Granted but not all at once. You have to learn it at normal speed.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. But you have no ability to control the direction you are going in, and can never touch down.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

Granted *hands you coke bottle lens glasses*

I wish traveling was faster

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. Faster than the speed of light, and you overshoot your target by several million miles.

I wish I could organise myself.

Granted, but you spend all your time organizing and none of it getting anything accomplished.

I wish I was a psychiatrist.

Granted, you become a New Age Retro Hippie, and now care for different things.

I wish I could jump in and out of video games.

Granted. Unfortunately playing and living video games are two totally different skill sets. You are quickly squashed by a giant barrel as it rolls down a ladder.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

You do not sleep ever again, but now you feel zonked out all the time and you so want to sleep.

I wish that I had 10 million US$ worth of gold bars in my basement.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted

WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO

We have your house surrounded mr. gold stealer we know you stole from fort knox!


i wish i could tour fort knox

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Fine you get to tour fort knox, but by mistake they lock you in by mistake. The worst bit is it is the new Bank of England "Vault of Death" from the Thunderbords series. Bye ! Bye ! This time Parker is still stuck in gaol so he can not open the safe to get you out.

I now wish for a 1 meter cube block of rhodium metal, a air ticket to anywhere in the world, a fork lift truck to help me move it around, a no excess bagage agreement with my airline and a country where I can life out the rest of my life without having to do another day's work in absolute luxary all paid for by the Rhodium.

http://www.miningweekly.com/article/sou ... 2008-07-18

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.