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syzygyish
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28 Mar 2012, 9:02 am

you were gayly flying around on your broom
and then it landed on you

Where is my noble intentions?
(and my plural thingy?)


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28 Mar 2012, 9:47 am

In the pets graveyard, where all idealistic notions go to die

Wheres the beef?


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29 Mar 2012, 2:15 am

In the deli section at your local supermarket.

Where is my heart?


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29 Mar 2012, 5:07 am

It's a beef heart, and you can find it at your local butcher.

Where is my trust?


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29 Mar 2012, 6:15 am

It a safe deposit box that the lawyer owns, at the bank.

Where's my phenergan?


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29 Mar 2012, 11:57 am

Where's my phenergan? It's on the counter top where you left if last..

Where is my African good-luck charm?



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29 Mar 2012, 7:46 pm

It was stolen by someone who was having really bad luck and needed a change.

Where is my good brush?


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29 Mar 2012, 8:03 pm

I needed something to brush my cat with, sorry.

Where are my ear plugs?


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30 Mar 2012, 12:25 am

Under the bed, where the cat took them to play with them.

Where is my sanity? ;-)


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30 Mar 2012, 2:35 am

Your rabbit took it.

Where is my energy?



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30 Mar 2012, 3:21 am

Gone. You used up all of your energy trying to be productive.

Where is my happy medium?


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30 Mar 2012, 5:35 am

Somewhere between unhappy medium and euphoric medium.

Where is my relaxation



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30 Mar 2012, 9:11 am

It's at the day spa waiting for you.

Where's my coffee creamer?


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30 Mar 2012, 4:15 pm

Wait, THAT'S what it was? I saw someone use it for something else...

Where is my Blue Tack?



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30 Mar 2012, 7:42 pm

All the politicians stole it to put up campaign posters.

Where is my money tree?


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30 Mar 2012, 8:03 pm

What are all you guys doing?


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