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Chimaeran
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31 May 2009, 1:27 am

Granted. I hope you like your new pet python.

I wish I was fluent in every language. That's every single one.

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31 May 2009, 10:47 am

Granted! but even the dead ones

i will enjoy my new pet thanks chima

I wish i could have 100 leather belts

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Woodpecker
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31 May 2009, 1:40 pm

Yes you can have 100 belts, the only problem is that the WP nanoteam make very short belts for you. The total length of all the belts put together is only 10000 Å

I wish that I could always be able to corrupt the wishs of all posters in this thread with great ease in ways that totally mess up the wishes.

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31 May 2009, 2:07 pm

Granted but I make a new corrupt a wish thread and no one plays here anymore and your corruption ability only applies to this thread

I wish that i could have a really tight neoprene wetsuit without any lining so htat the hot sticky warm rubber is on my skin

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LostInEmulation
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01 Jun 2009, 5:05 am

Granted. It is however alive and loves ballet dancing. With you inside of it.

I wish that my glasses would no longer get dirty this easily.

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Thatmew
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01 Jun 2009, 11:23 am

Granted, your glasses never get dirty, but now they get scratched up wind.

I wish for a Pilotwings Medal.

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Strapples
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01 Jun 2009, 11:34 am

LostInEmulation wrote:

Granted. It is however alive and loves ballet dancing. With you inside of it.

I wish that my glasses would no longer get dirty this easily.

your corruption is kind of sucky since who cares i still have that hot warm sticky rubber on me

Granted! But its a fake counterfeit medal

I wish it were 98.6 degrees outside and 40% Humidity and i am outside wearing a neoprene full body unlined wetsuit!

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LostInEmulation
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01 Jun 2009, 12:56 pm

Strapples wrote:

your corruption is kind of sucky since who cares i still have that hot warm sticky rubber on me

Granted! But its a fake counterfeit medal

I wish it were 98.6 degrees outside and 40% Humidity and i am outside wearing a neoprene full body unlined wetsuit!

Having no control over my body is one of my biggest nightmares. I made it somewhat ridiculous to be less scary to me (and because I cannot be cruel to you, strapples).

Granted, outside however means in this case that you are teleported through space and time to an area in Africa, which is experiencing a civil war.

I wish for Robert Mugabe to become US American president. :wink:

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01 Jun 2009, 4:29 pm

Granted! but he is a murderer and murders the entire united states one person after another

I wish I could have this

NEOPRENE BODYBAG and lots of leather belts. ill forego the table thanks!

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02 Jun 2009, 8:12 pm

You can have it. But you start farting nonstop, and it isn't fun being inside that thing with smelly methane gas.

I wish for some lead lined duvets.

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Aaron_Mason
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02 Jun 2009, 8:37 pm

mechanicalgirl39 wrote:

You can have it. But you start farting nonstop, and it isn't fun being inside that thing with smelly methane gas.

I wish for some lead lined duvets.

Granted - but the nuclear war hits and though you are safe under your lead-lined duvet, everybody else dies and you are alone in the world. Then there's a knock at the door.

I wish I could get the job I just applied for.

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Dylan14
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02 Jun 2009, 9:31 pm

Granted, good luck landing aircraft.

I wish for more threads here, created by me.

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02 Jun 2009, 10:09 pm

Granted! but u banned for spam

I wish i could have a Miami J cervical collar

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PrincessMR1899
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03 Jun 2009, 2:34 pm

Your wish is my command! But it will choke you. LOOOL

I wish I had a plane ticket to anywhere in the world I wanted to go!

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03 Jun 2009, 2:40 pm

Granted! but its on a low classs airline and the plane is falling apart

I wish I could get hugged really tightly right in the middle of this hug and not let go for a good 12 hours

all sticky and sweaty and warm and TIGHT

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PrincessMR1899
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03 Jun 2009, 2:41 pm

OK!....but you'll break a rib! HAHA Or maybe a couple .....

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