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Strapples
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03 Jun 2009, 2:45 pm

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i wish these two sumos as they jump up to westle squeeze me tight between them! (love pressure


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03 Jun 2009, 2:48 pm

No wish No wish, corruption game needs to restart !

I wish that Strapples would no further wishs which involve neoprene or lead for the next 24 hours. But he can wish for other polymers, as long as he draws the chemical formula in place of the word without looking it up in a text book or on line.

eg perspex is {-CH2-CH(CH3)(COOCH3)-}n while polyvinyl acetate (emulsion paint polymer) is {-CH2-CH(OOCCH3)-}n


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03 Jun 2009, 3:02 pm

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i wish these two sumos as they jump up to westle squeeze me tight between them! (love pressure)


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03 Jun 2009, 4:01 pm

It looks like me and Strapples posted at the same time, I will now corrupt Strapples's wish.

You get between the two sumos, the only problem is that they have have superglue on them. You get stuck together and can not get free.

I wish that Strapples would no further wishs which involve neoprene or lead for the next 24 hours. But he can wish for other polymers, as long as he draws the chemical formula in place of the word without looking it up in a text book or on line.

eg perspex is {-CH2-CH(CH3)(COOCH3)-}n while polyvinyl acetate (emulsion paint polymer) is {-CH2-CH(OOCCH3)-}n


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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity :alien: I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.


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03 Jun 2009, 4:10 pm

I wish two sumo wrestlers with {-CH2-CH(OOCCH3)-}n singlets would squash me tight between them!


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03 Jun 2009, 6:46 pm

I wish Woodpecker and Strapples would stop bickering about science and sweaty hugs!! ! LOL



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03 Jun 2009, 6:48 pm

FAIL!! ! YOU DIDNT CORRUPT MY WISH!! !

Granted! but because you did not corrupt my wish i just reword it

I wish two sumo wrestlers with hot sticky PVC singlets would squash me tight between them!


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03 Jun 2009, 7:56 pm

...GRANTED! (yet again), but their dripping sweat combined will make you drown...



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03 Jun 2009, 8:09 pm

make a damn wish!! !!

I wish for a tight hug from

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03 Jun 2009, 8:25 pm

LOOOOOOOOL GRANTED!! But he'll eat you afterwards....

NOW>

I WISH I COULD STOP MAKING WISHES!! !! And only corrupt yours!! ! Mwhahahaha



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03 Jun 2009, 8:34 pm

WARNING: WISH THREAD VIOLATION. BAD SYNTAX / UNALLOWED VARIABLE. PROGRAM RESET. ALL PEOPLE MUST WISH

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I wish i could have that outfit!


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03 Jun 2009, 10:13 pm

Granted. You have the outfit. However, it is all in fluorescent pink.



I wish that I had a place to park my truck until I could repair it.


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03 Jun 2009, 10:22 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
Granted. You have the outfit. However, it is all in fluorescent pink.



I wish that I had a place to park my truck until I could repair it.


i like hot pink ;) :D its an awesome color

Granted! its in the bottom of the lake now

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i know this guy, i talk to him on line, his nick name is Wet In SF

I wish he could come visit me and bring all of his leather and get soaked in water and hug me tight while wearing the warm sticky wet leather :)


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05 Jun 2009, 7:21 pm

He does, but, he suddenly contracts diarrhea.

Right now, I would like an ASD diagnosis, without having to bother arranging one, or paying for it.


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05 Jun 2009, 7:28 pm

Grante! But its not official

I wish WALL-E were real and could live at my house (i love that movie and him)


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05 Jun 2009, 7:43 pm

He does, but accidentally burns down the house.

I wish for someone to massage my head and neck, using a vicelike grip...


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