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05 Nov 2016, 3:36 pm

You should always finish what you've started. So finish up that bottle of scotch and then finish the rest of that chocolate fudge cake!



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05 Nov 2016, 3:41 pm

Rehab is for quitters.


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06 Nov 2016, 1:45 am

eat a pound of good sharp aged cheddar every day, make sure it is frozen first.



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06 Nov 2016, 1:58 am

The best way to lose weight, is to not eat for a couple weeks. If you want to make it better, don't drink anything either.


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06 Nov 2016, 2:32 am

drink a gallon of heavy water every day.



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07 Nov 2016, 3:27 pm

Get really close to my face when talking to me.


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07 Nov 2016, 5:09 pm

eat ground up razor blades with a rubbing alcohol chaser



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09 Nov 2016, 12:34 pm

If you don't like to wait for the train, speed up to the tracks before the train gets there.


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09 Nov 2016, 6:06 pm

Cats actually really enjoy sharing a really nice bubble bath with you.



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09 Nov 2016, 6:31 pm

use alcohol in your next enema



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09 Nov 2016, 6:33 pm

if the fast food place is taking too long to make your order, jump over the counter and make it yourself



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10 Nov 2016, 2:19 am

give a bobcat a bath.



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10 Nov 2016, 1:08 pm

Always give a complete stranger the benefit of the doubt.


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10 Nov 2016, 4:49 pm

Save on your meat bill by collecting roadkill...


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10 Nov 2016, 5:31 pm

don't make plans to find another country to live in, things will just be fine here for the foreseeable future.



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22 Jan 2017, 6:49 pm

If you don't like the facts, make some alternative facts.


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