Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. However, rather than vice-like it is with an actual vice. It is then, that you realize you already had enough bad habits. In fact that one extra vice tips you over the edge to evil. Then, a self-righteous costumed super-hero decides to give you some physical justice.




I wish that I could have access to all the academic journals I need.

Granted! at a uge cost

I wish it was warmer here in CHicago

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Granted, 120 degree heatwave, anyone?

I wish I could generate a psychic bubble to bounce upon, just like Mew.

You want "warm" you get it, a volcano appears at the bottom of your street. I hope that you are ready for lava flows and pyroclastic flows. BTW the latter was the thing which killed Katia and Maurice Krafft.

I wish that a milder thing in my garden, "Old Faithful Geyser". I guess that it would be useful for washing my clothing and it would provide heat to my house in winter time.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but all the yappy yappy yak yak yak tourists are always gathering at your houses doorstep to be "admitted"

your house is now a national property

I wish all nurses in my hospital had



this suit to increase snugglage

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[I see I crossed posts with another poster, so drat.]
Granted. However, the high heels decrease their speed efficiency by 80%, it also becomes standard wear for men too. Enjoy getting that image out of your head. High heels and all.

Alright, seeing as I crossed posts, where is my last wish granting?

Granted! but you somehow fail to materialize it properly over lava and FNT and are put in your Poke-E-Ball and have to wait a few days to go to a Poke-E-Center

I wish Pokemon really existed and I could have a pikachu (they look cute and snuggly)

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granted, however his fur (which you happen to be allergic to) is not of this world and thus your allergy is untreatable.

I wish I had an xbox 360

Granted! but it has red ring of death issue! O_O

I wish to have



lay on top of me after a long sweaty run be really heavy and sticky

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Muhahah! Granted! It explodes in what you described as what was possibly the most awesome fireball explosion to Microsoft Tech Support.

I wish that the in game Pokédexes were more describing, so we could know if Pikachu even has fur thereof.

*Looks over at the latest post.*

Ahem. Let me grant this instead.

Granted, but as a strange result, all posts you make cross with others. Congratulations.

To clarify things, I am keeping the wish I made in this post, as seen above. You may corrupt at will.

make a freaking wish

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I wish for some dark contact lenses.

granted but they cant be removed

I wish to have



lay on top of me after a long sweaty run be really heavy and sticky

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

you do, but you both puke on each other simultaneously

I wish for a super tight hug from a big strong person.

I haven't actually had a super tight hug in a while.

Granted, but he forgets to stop and you get squish to death

I wish I could have the power to be invisible