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Yensid
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07 Apr 2012, 5:21 am

You need a left-handed sonic screwdriver, but it hasn't been invented yet.

Where is my inspirational message?


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07 Apr 2012, 6:30 am

You have to work if you want to get paid. (That tends to inspire me, especially when bills are due. :wink: )

Where is my bonus?



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07 Apr 2012, 8:06 am

Budgets are being cut, so you are getting a fruitcake instead of a bonus.

Where are my bacon and eggs?


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07 Apr 2012, 8:18 am

In England.

Where is my excitement???



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07 Apr 2012, 8:42 am

In England?

Where is my good night's sleep?



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07 Apr 2012, 8:47 am

In your dreams.
Where's my Watson?


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07 Apr 2012, 7:28 pm

Beside you in the epitaph thread.

Where is my chocolate cake?


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08 Apr 2012, 1:09 am

Sorry, was that yours? I don't like chocolate cake, so I gave it to someone who likes it.

Where are my eye drops?


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08 Apr 2012, 1:54 am

In Arkham Asylum,

Where is my sanity?



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08 Apr 2012, 7:29 am

Hidden under a layer of insanity.

Where is my typewriter?


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08 Apr 2012, 7:59 am

Hidden in your attic in a box with the original screenplay for The Deer Hunter, a lock of Molly Ringwald's hair, and some finer bones that look human in origin...

Where is that fortune making idea I had last week?...



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08 Apr 2012, 12:06 pm

You wrote it on a piece of paper that then got blown out of the window and into the street. It then found its way into the hands of another person who decided to use it, but then it started to rain, and so the idea on teh piece of papar was ruined.

Where is my age?



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08 Apr 2012, 12:09 pm

In the eye of the beholder...

Where is the ying for my yang?!



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08 Apr 2012, 7:53 pm

Yinging the wrong number.

Where is my self respect?


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09 Apr 2012, 12:28 am

It is being held ransom by a member of the feline conspiracy...now follow the impulse of your toxoplasmosis, and bring kitty more chicken...good human...

Where is my misspent youth?



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09 Apr 2012, 6:02 am

in bed

where's my three legged dog?


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