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07 Jun 2009, 8:09 pm

Granted, but they're covered in cyanide and battery acid.

I wish north korea would fall off the face of the earth.


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07 Jun 2009, 8:28 pm

Granted! But the economy becomes worse!

I wish that the economy would be fixed


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07 Jun 2009, 11:41 pm

Granted. It works for the sole advantage of an extremely small segment of the population. Perhaps you may not be able to differentiate this from the present. :roll:







I wish that I did not have to sleep.


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07 Jun 2009, 11:44 pm

Granted, by our new alien overlords who want their slaes to work 24/7.


I wish that the new craptop was running Linux.


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07 Jun 2009, 11:46 pm

Granted! But since its a literal piece of sh*t its squishy and does not run anymore and smells bad.

I wish for all of the world to go to sleep for the next 8 hours so when I wake up i am not flooded with 30 emails


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09 Jun 2009, 10:56 pm

Everybody in the world goes onto the same time zone, so no human sends you spam email at night. But while the humans are absent the SpamBots send you 300 junk emails offering time share appartments inside HMP Wormwood Scrubs.

I wish that I had a new pair of shoes right now free of charge.


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10 Jun 2009, 5:45 am

Granted, they are imitation crocs, in yellow and one size too small.


I wish that I had a new pair of colorful crocs in my size.


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10 Jun 2009, 12:49 pm

Granted! but you are allergic to the material they are made of and get horrible hives on your feet

I wish health insurance cost less


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10 Jun 2009, 4:12 pm

Granted, but due to corruption of the health care system, they also offer less.

I wish leet never existed.


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10 Jun 2009, 4:55 pm

granted! lolcat speek takez teh helmz of teh worldz

I wish lolrus was more funny


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12 Jun 2009, 4:38 pm

It becomes so funny that you laugh yourelf to death, look on the bright said it is a good way to go !

I wish that I could paint just like Claude Monet


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12 Jun 2009, 5:24 pm

Granted! but only on photoshop and thats cheating

I wish to be mummy wrapped in 100 layers of thick hot sticky neoprene :D


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13 Jun 2009, 4:20 pm

Granted! In 3000 years there will be a neoprene wrapped mummy in a museum.... :D

I wish I could give a good friend of mine a gift...



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13 Jun 2009, 4:24 pm

Granted. the gift is shown below

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I wish to have

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looks tight comfortable sticky and hot :D


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13 Jun 2009, 4:29 pm

Granted, but once put on you can't put it off anymore.

I wish the gift for my friend was alittle smaller than that shown in your pic. :wink:



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13 Jun 2009, 4:33 pm

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Granted, but once put on you can't put it off anymore.

I wish the gift for my friend was alittle smaller than that shown in your pic. :wink:


I can still take the pants off to pee and poo right? i hope

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Granted! enjoy your tiny toilet!

I wish to have

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this girl as my girlfriend and also get her strapple :D


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