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13 Jun 2009, 4:39 pm

Granted, but you get that guy for a boyfriend too, and you don't get her strapple.

I wish for another cup of tea.



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13 Jun 2009, 4:41 pm

Granted! Here you go

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its uhh very fresh

I wish for a strapple as big as new york to be on top of me :D


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13 Jun 2009, 4:45 pm

Granted, but that strapple is as big as Mexico City. You don't survive it...


I wish for a door closer made of brass. :wink:



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13 Jun 2009, 4:48 pm

Granted! but weighs 200 pounds and cannot be mounted anywhere.

I wish for a 700 pound strapple!


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13 Jun 2009, 4:52 pm

Granted, but it will be 2100 pound and squish you to death.


I wish for a blanket that is big enough to cover a 200 pounds closer.... :wink:



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13 Jun 2009, 4:54 pm

Granted! But somehow the blanket gets made of lead and you get lead poisoning

I wish that i could have a giant 2100 pound strapple that covers my ENTIRE body without killing me


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13 Jun 2009, 4:57 pm

Granted, it just makes you sick.

I wish for a blanket that is not made of lead.



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13 Jun 2009, 4:58 pm

Granted enjoy the mercury poisoning

I wish that ******* would be able to become a 2100 pound strapple


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13 Jun 2009, 5:01 pm

Granted, she clings to you like an octopus and never lets go again.


I wish not to get poisoned with mercury.



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13 Jun 2009, 5:06 pm

Doro wrote:
Granted, she clings to you like an octopus and never lets go again.


I wish not to get poisoned with mercury.


Ummm, I don't see how your corruption is bad

Granted! you get poisoned with chlorine

I wish more people understood my attraction and obsession with *********


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13 Jun 2009, 5:11 pm

Granted, everyone understands, and millions of people talk your head off.


I wish I didn't get poisoned with anything at all!



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13 Jun 2009, 5:15 pm

Granted! you die from gunshot wound to the head

I wish everyone in the world had a strapple :D


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13 Jun 2009, 5:18 pm

Granted, but they are not neoprene... They are fabric or metal, or whatever the owner likes.


I wish I didn't get shot.



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13 Jun 2009, 5:20 pm

Granted! you die of heart attack

I wish I could be mummy wrapped super tight by a giant strapple and never let go :D


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13 Jun 2009, 5:28 pm

Granted, but it's so tight that you can't pee and poo. :D


I wish for something to eat now.



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13 Jun 2009, 5:30 pm

Doro wrote:
Granted, but it's so tight that you can't pee and poo. :D


I wish for something to eat now.


well at least i will die of happy kidney and bowel failure

Granted!

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enjoy some dried cow dung :lol:

I Wish that I would not die of being mummy wrapped super tight in a giant strapple :D


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