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Ok you have your dream tonight about being mummy wrapped in a million layers of neoprene straps, but it turns into a nightmare as your least favourite neurobigot (insert name here) digs you up, parades you in front of a neurobigot organisation (choose one) and then unwraps and disects you.

I wish that I could shrink to the size of a electron and visit the world of the electrons.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but I bind you with an electron of neoprene making you immobile and then I decide to do some evil experiments on your tiny little body (wow that sounded bad)

I wish for some sort of very intense pressure and heat soon that will last for a very long time

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

You become 100% healthy and you get a job as a coal miner. Sadly for you the roof falls in on top of you and a volcano forms in your mine at the same time. You said that you wanted heat and preasure, now you have both.

I wish I could become an electron for a day

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but its quite a boring day as you spend it all in the SEM (Scanning Electron Microscope) of University of Chicago (UIC) Medical Centre

I wish I did not die in a mining collapse and could meet many fat snuggly people

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, you meet many fat snugly people. However, they wish to have nothing to do with you.





I wish that I did not have a migraine.

Granted! enjoy your new brain tumor!

I wish that I could meet many fat snuggly people all of whom want to snuggle me

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

There are millions of fat snuggly people... one hands you to another, and they finally snuggle you to death.

I wish to snuggle with my **** ******.

Granted, you get overrun and can't sleep anymore.


I wish I could snuggle with my **** ****** without exploding.

Granted! your **** ****** implodes!

I wish for my ******** melissa to weigh 500 pounds and be squishier

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted... She'll get squishier and squishier shile you sleep and drowns you with her whole 500 pounds in your sleep.

I wish I could snuggle with my **** ****** without any accidents.

you snuggle with your **** ****** but then suddenly she falls out of the bed and onto your foot and you break a toe

I wish I could live under the 500 pound super squishy ******** forever

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but it's tight on you and you won't see anything anymore.


I still wish for an accident-free snuggle with my **** ******.

Granted! But the next time you go to touch the tea pot it bites you don't ask me when tea pots suddenly got teeth

I wish that I could connect to the internet wirelessly tthrough my brain

(then I would never have to come out from under *******)

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but they accidently re-wire your brain while surgary and you become NT.

I wish for a tea pot without teeth.

Granted! your tea pot has legs and walks up to you and says "I QUIT!! THIS JOB SUCKS!! ! I WANT MORE MONEY!! !" and leaves

I wish that during the surgery they did not make me NT and that ******* my ******** would be 1000 pounds and even squishier on top of me

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM