14 Jun 2009, 12:55 pm
Granted, ths surgery will damage your feeling center, and you can't feel the 1000 pounds of squishy neoprene on you.
I wish I was a door, getting a closer installed. 
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14 Jun 2009, 12:57 pm
Granted! Oww screws hurt!
I wish that my feeling center were undamaged and I could feel all 1000 pounds of squishy neoprene on me 
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14 Jun 2009, 1:00 pm
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14 Jun 2009, 1:02 pm
Granted! but people constantly slam you (your a door) and it hurts
I wish ******* my ******** were on top of me right this minute and suddenly started getting heavier and squishier by the minute till she weighs 5000 pounds ;D
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14 Jun 2009, 1:04 pm
Granted, but you are on top of her.
I wish my closer would prevent me from being slammed by ignorant people.
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14 Jun 2009, 1:07 pm
Granted! but the closer will start leaking on you
I wish I was under her
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14 Jun 2009, 1:09 pm
Granted, she pees on you... Enjoy your bath!
I wish my closer wouldn't leak on me.
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14 Jun 2009, 1:10 pm
Granted! it leaks on the floor and people slip and hit their head on you thus resulting in both you getting hurt and them hurting themselves
I Wish to be in a bath of liquid neoprene with *******
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14 Jun 2009, 1:17 pm
Granted, but ******* gets heavier and heavier and finally drowns you in your neoprene bath.
I wish doordoctor would fix my leaky closer.
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14 Jun 2009, 1:19 pm
I wish doordoctor would fix my leaky closer.
a heavenly death
Granted! but then she decides to put an 8 pound yale up on you and its HEAVY and hurts a lot
I wish I did not die but could survive living in a neoprene world
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14 Jun 2009, 1:22 pm
Granted, you survive, but you get totally numb.
I wish doordoctor would install me a wonderful GEZE rail track closer.
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14 Jun 2009, 1:25 pm
Granted! but taking off the Yale hurts like hell and the GEZE Is defective and slips out of the rail all the time
I wish I did not go numb and could feel how heavy and squishy ******* is on top of me in the giant bath of liquid neoprene
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14 Jun 2009, 1:32 pm
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14 Jun 2009, 1:33 pm
Granted! she fixes it by using some really stinky oil that you cant stand
I wish that me and ******* could live in a liquid neoprene ocean!
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14 Jun 2009, 1:38 pm
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14 Jun 2009, 1:47 pm
Granted it only smells!
I wish there were no neoprene sharks in our heavenly black sticky thick neopreney ocean
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