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Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
In the hands of a spammer. You better change it quickly. Where is my fresh-baked bread?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,711Location: Australia
Here it is! Where is my fresh fruit?
Cogs Veteran
Joined: 12 Feb 2012Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 852
I like your pictures Jennyishere Heres your fresh fruit. No criticism for playing with food: Where is my glowing reputation?
Jenny these may be yours too?
(Thanks for the lovely fruit, Cogs! ) I can't help with the reputation part, but here's a general glow: Where is my minty-fresh toothpaste?
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Someone in your household is using it.. Where is my new occuopation?
EnglishJess Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 5,280Location: Somewhere Else
You really don't want to know what it is. All I can say is that it's in a small town and it's the only job there and only pays for the things you need. Where is my interesting picture?
Ok, here's some for you too Now where are my cauliflour sheep?
Joshier Emu Egg
Joined: 24 May 2011Age: 28Gender: MalePosts: 1Location: Kelvedon, Essex
Dipped in cheese and eaten... Where are my purple cows?
Being herded by some green cowboys. Where is my spring rain?
It's currently falling here as autumn rain. Where is my folding umbrella?
I borrowed it, cause of the rain we've been having. Here, you can have it back now. Where is my online friend?
Offline at the moment Where is my duvet?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,050Location: UK
Its having a duvet day Where's my pen?
I think you accidentally swallowed it. Where is my bodyguard?
Got killed trying to protect you. Now where are my hitmen?