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rabbitears
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16 Feb 2011, 4:56 pm

After binning my brownies, ties some fishing wire from your bedroom door handle to the door handle opposite, so you can't get out. (After making sure you're in there in the first place.)


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16 Feb 2011, 4:59 pm

Get a hammer and keep hammering at the door until it drives you crazy and/or bursts your eardrums.


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16 Feb 2011, 5:03 pm

Calls you up on my mobile and informs you that I walked away a long time ago, so your attempt is futile.


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16 Feb 2011, 5:04 pm

Bang the hammer again, but down the phone so you can hear it anyway.


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16 Feb 2011, 5:06 pm

replaces the bag of sugar with a bag of salt instead... :lol:



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16 Feb 2011, 5:13 pm

Takes the bag of sugar from ProfessorX, dumps the sugar on him, breaks a giant container containing flies, and sics them on him.



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16 Feb 2011, 5:14 pm

Replaces coffee with soil


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16 Feb 2011, 5:15 pm

MONKEY wrote:
Bang the hammer again, but down the phone so you can hear it anyway.

Damn, I didn't think of that!

Makes sure MONKEY always has the wobbly cart when she goes shopping.


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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16 Feb 2011, 5:18 pm

Makes sure rabbitears gets used as the cart next time he goes shopping, and removes his wheels.


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16 Feb 2011, 5:22 pm

Makes Cornflake carry me around the supermarket all day, and makes him listen to me whine about what type of cereal I want and which checkout to go to, etc....


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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16 Feb 2011, 5:34 pm

Tapes rabbitears' mouth shut to get some peace and quiet.



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16 Feb 2011, 5:42 pm

Quickly takes off the tape to shout obscenities, then thanks everyone for listening (especially MingyJongo75.)


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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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16 Feb 2011, 5:43 pm

Quickly takes off the tape to shout obscenities, then thanks everyone for listening (especially MingyJongo75.)


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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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16 Feb 2011, 5:47 pm

Sniggers and points at rabbitears for making a duplicate post.


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16 Feb 2011, 5:53 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Sniggers and points at rabbitears for making a duplicate post.


Huh? What do you mean?

Calls Cornflake a Frosty.... (It's lame, I know, sorry....)


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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16 Feb 2011, 6:04 pm

Browser screenshot:
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(ya boo sucks :P )

Continues sniggering at rabbitears.


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